"babe, wanna go on a date?"
"no, the last time we went on a date you cried because you found out that they killed chickens and fried them to make fried chicken."
"but, that's animal abuse!"
"do you wanna go on a date or not?"
"yes!"
you and taehyung lock hands together and walk to burger king.
"wow tae i thought you were rich why are we having a date at burger king?"
"chill at least you're getting food and besides you're worth nothing so i don't have to spend a lot on you. you can order off the dollar menu if they have one."
you go up to the cashier
"hi welcome to wendys- i mean hi welcome to this hell hole how may i help you."
"my gf will get napkins with ketchup and i'll get a pizza with cranberry juice. please pour the cranberry juice on the pizza thanks."
"i don't know him."
"sir use your brain; if you have one"
"that's taehyung to you! also who needs a brain when you have gucci?"
"god please help me."
YOU ARE READING
playboy | k.th
Fanfictionimagine taehyung as a stupid boyfriend who doesn't care for his girlfriend for the most part and has a brain of a 5 year old and an iq of a chicken strip. start: 02.04.18 end:
