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"babee, i wish we can have babies. i mean imagine little yous and mes running around the house."

"someone's desperate."

"well you can't blame me, i've seen so many bts fan fictions. sometimes i get so turned on by reading jimin smuts, i wanna do it with him you know? but then sometimes i remember i'm not gay and i'm dating you."

"okay where is this conversation going?"

"i'm saying, i want to tie the knot. also, i want you to dress up as jimin so i can relive that fan fiction."

"tae i sWeAr"

"do it for me?"

"fine."

~transition to the bedroom~

"you sure you know what to do?"

"mostly, you have to stick this into a hole."

"do you even know what this hole is?"

"it has to do with babies i'm guessing."

"is this your first time?"

"besides humping a jungkook pillow, yes."

"god dammit tae-"

"shh, let me do the magic."

he sticks a picture of jimin on your face

"keep this on, i wanna think about jimin when i'm fucking you, just so i don't have to think about your fugly face."

"just hurry this up before i chop off your 1 inch dick."

prepare for some nasty smut

taehyung positions himself infront of jimin's hole and sweats

he rubs his tic tac at the entrance

he licks his lips and pushes in. jimin screams

"you like it baby?"

"no! taehyung! you don't just go and shove your dick into people's ears!"

"shit my bad"

he kisses jimin's ear and positions himself in front of the hole again

"is this the right hole?"

"tae that's my foot."

"feet have holes now?"

"tae open your fucking eyes!"

"where's the hole?!"

"right here!"

"that's the baby making hole!"

"exactly!"

"jimin! i got a girlfriend i wanna make babies with her not you!"

"for fucks sake tae it's me! your girlfriend!"

"for fucks sake jimin i'm not your boyfriend, kookie is your boyfriend!"

"never mind tae, just forget this happened okay? i don't think we're ready."

"yeah, well i'll just watch some porn cya."