Cool Hats and Ass Cats (my version of the vid)

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Shayne:
We all sat in the room, Me, Noah, Courtney, olivia and most importantly sat next to me Damien.

The game was being explained and all i could do was stare at Damien. Day dreaming. He looked over at me and i quickly snapped out of my dream and saw that everyone was waiting for me and Damien to show our underwear. I had no idea why, i was too busy getting lost in Damien's eyes.

We pulled out our underwear on camera, i saw in his face that he started to blush. I blushed with him, looking down to try and cover up my cheeks.
"Alright shayne, you win" Olivia said.

Olivia:
I could swear i saw Shayne and Damien blush, and Shayne staring at Him for atlesst 5 minuets straight, i've always had a strange feeling for a while that they love each other.
suddenly "The LOUDEST clap wins" i was confused and only just got my hands, making a silent slap. 

Damien:
Shayne hasn't stopped laughing at me since the video started. And i saw him blush at me. There is no denying that.

"Tickle each other. First lne to laugh or giggle loses" Courtney exclaimed
I instantly went for Shayne. I stood up and tickled his face, i turned around and Shayne started to tickle my back. Almost close to my ass. I sat down so it didn't look as awkward.

It didn't last long anyway because Noh gave up "Ok stop touching me, I lose. I lose"

"Fart with tor moth the loudest fart wins"
Oliva sounded like an elephant,
Shayne sounded like a Wet fart,
Mine was a long hard fart... I was hoping longer would make it win. And i was right.
"Make someone your squire/butch for a round" That's what my card said, i instantly thought about Shayne. "Damn it" Shayne said
"Why would you curse in my presence. SQUIRE?!"

I did it i made him my squire.
I said awkwardly in a old english accent "What do you think about  multiple penises"
"I-I couldn't tell you sir" Shayne said with a huge smile on his face.

Shayne:
Noah read "Make out with your hand. the SEXIEST KISSER wins!!"
I instantly imagined of damien's lips as my hand, and started to wiggle all around. Making out with my hand.

then came the best part of the whole video.
"First one to kiss a person of the same sex wins" Noah said excitingly.

Damien had no choice he had to go for me.

Damien:
Now is my time. i can finally kiss him. Shall i aim for lips? cheek or what?!
"GO!"
I got scared and kissed his shoulder then aimed for the cheek.........
But
Shayne
Turned around.
My lips slipped onto his.
I pulled away, wishing I never did pull back.

Even though i got his lips i lost. I had to pretend i was glued to the table. I lied on the couch with my head in the table.

Shayne:
H-He kisses me. well I did turn around. but o don't do it on purpose.

Did I?

Damien was lied there. his shirt was coming down and i didn't know what to do. Help him or leave him.

I left him, it was already awkward enough of us kissing.

Courtney:
THEY KISSED!! I hope they love each other. I have a secret smosh account that ships Shaymien.
They have both been blushing and staring at each other.

Damien:
Olivia spoke "Innies are nasty, whoever's belly button goes in furthest loses"
"I gotta show you guys my tummy?" i said
me and Shayne stood up. lifting up our shirts. comparing each others nelly burris was weird. and guess what mine is the deepest so i lost.

i was now sat in the table. with courtney daqing on my back. I felt letters: S H A Y M I E N.

I realised what it was ind said nothing and just blushed.
I was now sat down with my hand in the air.
"Raise your hand if you love trump" Shayne said jokingly.
I  threw my hand down. "Give me the pickle juice"
I threw it down the back of my throat.

A quick elimination round of never have i ever happened.
"Never have i ever kissed a guy" Olivia said while looking at me and Shayne.
we both blushed.

I gave up and lost on that round.

Shayne:
"When was your first kiss. The youngest one at the time wins"

I blurted our with "pre school. I uh.... grabbed a boy and kissed him like bugs bunny"
Damien look quite Jealous but relived.

It was the end of the video and the cameras where off.

"Uh shsyne can I..... talk to you?" Damien said with a twinkle in his eyes.
"S-sure what is it?"

What shall i male Damien tell Shayne? i stopped it here because it's over 800 words and i feel like it wa whetting worse at the end. Please comment what the next chapter should be about. I like to get help with ideas.💓👍🏻

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