Chapter 1- wrong place, wrong time.
'Shit no!!' I yelled uncautiously.Mr. Tanner's head spun around faster than a speeding waistband.Looking deep into my eyes,almost as if he was daring me he said 'would you care to repeat that statement for the class Ms. Miller??'
Oh no....I should have saw this one coming Mr. Tanner was one of the strictest teachers at school. He would never let his class be disturbed without a reasonable explanation.
'Um.....uh.....erm' I stammered uncontrollably.Then gathering up all my courage I gave him the lamest escuse in the history of lamest escuses 'I said split flo'.
It took the whole class about a mili-second to erupt into a huge wave of laughter.AND YOU NEVER GUESS WHATI DID!?!i sat there on my not-so-comfortable chair and laughed my ass of with the rest of the class completely forgetting that I was in the presence of the evilest evil villan ever: Mr.Tanner.
'Everybody quiet!!!I will not tolerate this type of behavior in my class especially not from you Macy'.It seemed like instantly the entire class grew quiet and I was left momentarily stunned.Right now I had two award winning questions going through my mind.
1.How was it scientifically possible for a class full of crack head teenagers to settle down so quickly.
2. And why did mojojojo(Mr. Tanner)here hate me so much???
He got up from his seat and faced towards the black board,still writing he said 'Macy after school detention for three days in a row'.What happened to human rights?
'But'- I started and was cut off by the teacher 'You must also clean the class dustbin for the whole month'.Ok this was unacceptable, detention I could do but dustbin cleaning is just out of the question.And b.t.w the class room dustbin was a legend there was so much unwanted shit in it that even the janitor did'nt clean it......and trust me that's saying something.
'But-' I started again and was once more cut off by the green goblin himself (Mr. Tanner),'You must also write out a ten page essay of American history'.Oh c'mon. Seriously. He must be shitting me.'Hmmm' I said and gave out a little sigh of defeat.
I guess that's enough BUTS cause if I did say another but he would probably make me climb mount everest and force the queen of England to dougi (nothing's impossible).
I wouldn't be surprised if Mr. Tanner wakes up one Sunday morning bald (step 1 of my revenge plan). It was just a coincidence right? No. I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
