My maths teacher vs me and Edward Cullen

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(before class)

Me:(Reading Breaking Dawn)OMG OMG OMG!!!! They kissed! They kissed!

(My classmates turned to stare at me)

Me: ummmm... Sorry? But don't you guys think Edward is soooo hot? And kind and polite and...

My classmates: Shut up Jane.

Me: Oh fine. whatever.

(Bell rings)

Maths teacher: hello class, today we are learning the...Jane, put away your bloody book RIGHT NOW!

Me: Hey! Twilight Saga is not bloody! How dare you insult it? Oh, and by the way, Edward is so perfect, I strongly recommend this to you...

Maths teacher: Detention, Jane.

Me: I don't care, as long as Edward is with me. Byeeeee!

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