Kannon - da begin

Incognito

During their time together, Noodle and Shaniqua decided to keep their relationship as quiet as possible. This was mainly for the best. They didn't want others to know.
However... they also kept this in mind as a challenge.

They never discussed properly about the publicity of their relationship, but they never needed to since, rather than discussing the subject, they attacked each other erotically. This making them both assume and continue their relationship, which they didn't call a relationship or "never said they did anything sexual" at all, silently.

"Silently" is used as a very vague term.

"Silently" applies to the duo never saying they were a thing together.

"Silently" does NOT, however, apply to how the two did things together.

An example, Noodle and Shaniqua would always be together, always talk to each other and, whenever anyone asked, would always say that they're "just good friends".
However, "just good friends" apparently came with benefits which were not quiet in action- if you catch my drift.

I digress. Shaniqua and Noodle's relationship was "purely professional" and "nothing is happening, I promise" according to the two... but everyone else knew something clearly was.

The two found themselves in public occasions with a group of friends. How the group would have been viewed by the average passer-by would be a shy couple and whoever else was with them simply tagging along.

On many occasions, Shaniqua and Noodle snuck away from whomever they were with, to do naughty things. The two could be presented an award with how quick they were able to do such thing and how many times a day they could, but this also caused the issue that it was VERY OBVIOUSLY WRONG (Another issue is that they could most definitely not be awarded for their duration and stamina of a single time going at it- especially not a Guinness World Record for duration of sexual activities).

Going onto another subject of their sexual activities, they also attempted and prided themselves on doing so many activities within the public eye but not being caught. Even though they were caught about 50% of the time, consisting of simply being seen by a random person and mainly being caught by Noodle and Shaniqua's friends.

Some of the things they were caught doing (all of the following are seen by friends of the two) included:
-Shaniqua was caught with her yellow "Hello Kitty" panties around her ankles whilst wearing a skirt, sat next to Noodle on the back of the bus with his hand between her legs.
-Noodle being almost suffocated under Shaniqua's crotch since someone came in and tried to hide Noodle under Shaniqua thighs and her bed.
-Noodle's noodle-odle being completely covered by Shaniqua's mouth alone whilst sat on the toilet and were seen because they were too eager to lock the door.
-Shaniqua moving sloooooowly and carefully on Noodle's lap and Noodle pulling awkward faces of pleasure. (In all fairness, if they got away with this one, we all would've been impressed. But since they were sat on the sofa at their friends house with only a blanket covering their legs, it was pretty obvious. Noodle's trousers also fell to his ankles with a loud blink of his belt buckle. This was mainly why people started to suspect something.)
And many, many more.

To say the least, both Noodle and Shaniqua were not very good at keeping it quiet.