How Minecraft Came To Be

        "Hey! I'm super bored!" said Notch. Now, you probably know who Notch is, but in case you didn't, Notch is the smartest man in the world. He is the creator of the popular game we know today, Minecraft. Minecraft is a game where you play in a world that goes on for about forever. You have to survive the short days and the long, dark nights. You collect food, fight off monsters, and build anything you have on your mind. The reason why it's called Minecraft, is because you can also mine for coal, iron, gold (budder), emerald, redstone (a type of stone that glows when hit, and activates redstone items), and even diamond! Now that you know what Minecraft is, we can continue this awesome story!

        Notch got up from his couch and walked over to his refrigerator. He took out a PB&J sandwich and ate it like he hadn't ate in centuries. He spent all morning dressing up his pet unicorn, Jeb. Jeb hated being put into sparkly pink tutus, so it took forever for Notch to put on Jeb's tutu. Jeb was now asleep, along with Notch's other unicorns. Notch was so tired... his eyes were getting heavier and heavier. Before he knew it, he dozed off to sleep and landed face first into his half eaten PB&J sandwich.

        Notch always had weird dreams... but this one was his weirdest. He dreamed of being in a grassy area, next to the sea. Everything he saw was made of little blocks! Even the clouds and the sun! "OINK!" Notch turned around to see an adorable little pig... made of blocks. Then he looked at his arms. "AHH I HAVE CHUBBY BLOCK ARMS!!!!" Notch screamed. He looked at the rest of his body, and he looked just like himself, but all made of blocks. "Well, isn't this just wonderful? What the fart am I supposed to do here?" Notch complained. He walked around, and soon found a little brown chest.

        "Hmm... this chest might have dynamite in it, but I'm gonna open it anyways because Y.O.L.O!!!" exclaimed Notch. He opened the chest, and it didn't have dynamite in it after all. It had a wooden pickaxe, two pieces of bread, an apple, a stone axe..... and A POTATO!!!!!! "OMG I LOVE POTATOES, THEY'RE SOOOOO DELICIOUS OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Notch screamed. As you can see, Notch has a crazy obsession for potatoes. He took out all the items, and immediately devoured the potato.

        The sun was fading out of sight, and the moon was rising with it's glowing white light. (RHYME!!! LOL) Notch started to get the hang of his new life. He found a small village and took all their potatoes. As he was heading back to the dirt house he built, he saw a flash of purple light. "What was that?!" Notch whispered to himself. Notch just thought he had a vision, and kept on walking along the grassy path. He was wrong, it wasn't a vision. It was a tall black figure, with glowing purple eyes and little purple thingies floating around him. It was staring into Notch's eyes. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Notch yelped.

        "Woah..." said Notch. He wasn't dreaming anymore. He was sitting in the chair he was sitting in earlier, with peanut butter and jelly smeared all over his face. He stared at his arms. They weren't blocky anymore. He wasn't in the grassland anymore, he was in his house. "That was... AMAZING!!!! I should totally make a game like that... I'll call it... Craftmine!" said Notch. Later, during the development of his new game, he thought it would be better to call it Minecraft. Notch later on became a millionaire and continued to stay awesome. That is how Minecraft came to be!

        (As awesome as that all sounded, none of it is true :( . Notch invented Minecraft some other way. I'm sorry if I broke your heart!)