Dearest Diary|| A Bob Duncan Fanfiction

August 6 2017

Dearest Diary,

Hello again it's your boi Bob. Today made me cri. I didn't pass my drivers test for the 3762589 time and it makes me want to punch a wall. Scratch that. It makes me want to punch my wife, Amy Duncan. I h8t her. She's bossy and makes me change our kids poopy diapers all da time. I h8t our kids too. They were all accidents. Not even mine as a matter of fact. Amy also never let's me eat my Lemon Meringue Pie, my fave pie. The only thing she lets me do is watch tv. She paid for cable and that's basically the only reason why I haven't left her yet. Recently I've been going to work out bc Amy forced me too. My main bro Calvin told me to get a restraining order and a divorce sheet but idk how I'm gonna get cable. I h8 my lyfe so much. Maybe tomorrow will be better. :)

xoxoxoxox-
Bob Duncan

P.S. Today I learned the monkey bars yippee!!!!!111!!!! *inserts heart eye emoji* lol I am so clever ok bai for realz