I was walking through the woods, when all of a sudden, I heard a loud crackle of thunder. My butt started bleeding, so I wiped with some tree bark and carried on. After that point, my eyes starting bleeding, too, and it was HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD! I then saw a dead baby and thought "should I record this and upload it on YouTube?" but I decided against it, because I don't want to look like Logan Paul.
