Yuerong had just enjoyed 2 hours of scientific knowledge. Gleefully, she stepped out of the Science Lab and, still talking to Park Juha, she grabbed at the cookie which she had bought during recess for snack break. She grasped at thin air. Confusion and fear overtook her senses. What had happened to her cookie? Trembling, Yuerong looked down, only to see that the spot her cookie wa previously placed at was mysteriously empty. Yuerong screamed in utter horror. This was undoubtedly a case of theft! Yuerong seethed and foamed at the mouth. Gnashing her teeth, she hollered,"WHO TOOK MY COOKIE U BETTER OWN DA FUQ UP YA LITTLE SHIET!" Juha peered at Yuerong, wondering if she had lost her mind. Takin notice of the situation, Juha whipped out her detective cap and a pair of sunglasses, before putting on a trench coat and slotting a pipe in between her teeth. In a fake af British accent, Juha chuckled, saying," When mystery calls, Juha won't stall. The investigation shall reach comencation!" "That's not a word." Yuerong pointed out matter-of-factly. Juha's only reply was to send her the middle finger. Juha pulked put a magnifying.glass from her hair and scoured the ground for clues. Yuerong was wailing and cussing like a sailor as Chenxi attempted to calm her down. The cookie had cost 80 cents. That was 80% of a dollar! Yuerong could have used that money to buy many things. Like a plate of chicken rice. Yuerong fumed and smoke gushed out of her pores. Juha noticed, out of the corner of her eye, a strand of yellow hair. Juha picked it up with tweezers and yelled"A CLUE!"
After much DNA analysis, it was revealed that th hair belonged to Donald Trump, the scorned millionaire who had lost all of his money to Candy Crush. He was now a beggar starving in a pub. He must have heard of Yuerong's Legendary Cookie that would restore his prowess. He took his final XP Booster Pill and swam to Singapore. When he reached RGS, he waited for Yuerong to leave her cookie unattended. Immediately,he sneaked out and picked up the cookie. Grinning evilly, he pulled the cookie out of th paper bag and nearly screamed. THE COOKIE WAS BROWN.It obviously had bread mould. And because Donald Trump was so frickin dumb that he didn't know it was supposed to be brown. Angrily, Donald Trump smashed the cookie with his wrinkled, carrot-coloured-hands.
Yuerong shrieked and soundwaves filled the air and blew Donald Trump to RGS. Yuerong pulled out a revolver and emptied bullets into his head as he screamed for mercy. Purple blood spurted out of his head as Juha watched, horrified by her friend's brutality. Yuerong dropped the gun, hands coated in a thick layer of purple goo. Juha grimly pulled a match out of her pocket and set fire to Donald Trump's disgusting body. However, the fire burned into the gas supply for the bunsen burners. The last thing the students saw was a flash of white and orange, before they were no more.
