Hulk Hogan pins Kyle Busselberg on the bed. In the process, he accidentally breaks all 206 of his bones. Afterwards, he kisses him on the lips and gives him a little bit of that toungey woungey.
It was a normal day for Kyle, failing in all of his classes, skipping special ed, cheating on his girlfriend, the usual. He walked outside, where he met a buff dude. "BROTHER!", the dude shouted. "And woo are yeow?" Kyle asked, seeming very suspicious. "HULK MANIA BROTHERRRRRRR!" the man said as he did a split and broke his asscheeks. "OOOOOOOOOOOOO BROTHER, THAT HURT!" he said. "O-oak" Kyle said, seeming very perplexed in this situation. He didn't know what to do, he was a homophobe, but he loved ever bit of the man's body. "COME WITH ME TO MY VAN, BROTHERRRRRR!" the man said. "Whwowoo are yeow?' Kyle asked, tempted by the man's offer. "I'M HULK HOGAN, BROTHER!" Hulk said as he smashed him into the wall with the force of 10,000 hydraulic presses, "IT'S TIME FOR PENETRATION, BROTHERRRRRRR!" he shouted. "AHWHHHADHADHWHWHWHW" said Kyle as his anal cavity was suddenly penetrated by Hulk. "STAWP EIT!" Kyle pleaded as he went deeper and harder. Eventually, Kyle enjoyed the outcome (no pun intended) and went home with the man.
Kyle suddenly felt a lot of warmth go up his body and he really, really liked it. His eyes filled with blood as he suddenly got crushed by Hulk Hogan. "BROTHERRRR, DON'T FRET!!!!" Hulk shouted. Hulk Hogan then pins Kyle Busselberg on the bed. In the process, he accidentally breaks all 206 of his bones. Afterwards, he kisses him on the lips and gives him a little bit of that toungey woungey. He then plunges WAYYYY up his butt and makes himself right at home. Kyle Busselberg then, all of a sudden, squirted his blood out of his tiny, petite asshole and Hulk used it as lubricant. Unbeknownst to Hulk, he had penetrated Kyle's intestines and he was bleeding to death. Kyle then died in a puddle of Hulk's cum and his own blood. "OOOOOHHHHH BROTHER, NOT AGAIN!" Hulk said as he tied a noose for himself.
The moral of the story is to be a loving partner and not to be a brutal tyrant with no morals.
