Swapping Bodies Iwaizumi x Reader

Swapping Bodies

A/N: I'm a piece of shit and I don't deserve any of you T_T I really wanted to give you something new to read, so I finished writing this one-shot that I started like 2 or 3 years back. I hope that it's worthy of you all.

"Mm...toilet..." You pushed yourself up and out of bed. Dragging your feet along, you walked towards the door. Through your heavy lids, you tried to identify the doorknob through countless grouping. "So sleepy..." You groaned to yourself.

You flicked on the light and trudged your way into the bathroom and pulled down your underwear. As soon as sat down, something tapped the seat. Something that you were hugely unfamiliar with.

'The hell?' You cocked a brow and stood up. "....E-Eh...?" Your eyes wandered down and became glued to the external organ that had magically appeared. "Wh-where did this come from?" This little--rather, big surprise was enough to knock the sleep right out of you. And the more you stared at it, the more you tensed up you became.

"I-I'm obviously still dreaming. Right? I mean, there's no way that I'd have a dick all of a sudden. Right...?" You raised your hands over your chest and began to grope the area. "Flat....?" You began to grope endlessly. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no!" Your hands had grabbed a handful of hair in horror. My wonderful C-cups...Where did they go!?"

You had forgotten all about using the bathroom at this point in time and took a few steps over to the mirror. "Hajime!"

"Y/n, are you okay?!" A few seconds later, Iwaizumi burst into the room with a bat, ready to use. But as soon as he saw 'you' a huge amount of dread and confusion washed over him. Never in a million years did Iwaizumi think that he would ever be standing before himself.

"H-Hajime...." You pointed to the mirror.

Bum rushing you out of the way, Iwaizumi dropped the bat and slammed his hands on the bathroom sink to get a good look at himself. "What is this...." Iwaizumi became scared stiff, while his eyes widened up in complete horror. "I'm dreaming, right?" The poor male ending up losing all feeling in his hands and dropped the bat.

After his eyes were clammed together, they flew open 2 seconds later, only to still be looking back at a cute girl.

"Hajime...I checked already...this is no dream...this is for real!"

"S-so...that means that my..." Iwaizumi tugged at the hem of your pajama pants and looked straight down. A deep blush ran over his face, but following right after was a heavy hand to smack him down.

"Don't look!" you screamed.

"I-It's not like I haven't seen anything of yours before."

"It doesn't matter! Don't!"

"A-Alright, alright, I won't." He reassured you, while picking himself up. "Still, this is unbelievable."

"Hajime, how did this even..."

"I don't know, but what we should be worrying about is how we're going to change back into our bodies."