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" Why?"
" Why. Ho ho you ask why, you went to the netherrealm!"
" So? I didn't get killed or anything calm down Nanny Mcfee."
" But you could have. In fact if you weren't so lucky you would have died! Then where would be? Oh I know we would be mourning for you for three hundred human years which are months in our time!" My dad is having a breakdown. You'd think the King of the Underworld would be a bit less emotional.
We were in my dads study room he was sitting on his desk looking more important than ever. I on the other hand was sitting in a soft comfy chair with poor posture.
" Elizabeth what were you thinking?!" he shouted. Then a spray of his spit sort hit my face.
" Eww!" I said wiping the spit of my face." Simple I wanted to see a real live demon. I mean Bob's one, and he's harmless it's not that bad." Bob is our demonic pet. Hes a shapeshifting demon only he not really mean plus hes very cute and can shapeshift into anything. I mean ANYTHING he transformed into a piece of parper and I accidentaly wrote on him. He is and my only reason worth living anymore.
I can't kill myself cause I'm immortal and you can't kill me or my body instantly takes over and kills you. Scary right. This is what I don't get if I could kill someone because my instincts kick in I don't see why I'm being yelled at by my overly protective dad. Scratch that if he was overly protective he would have been a lot more careful with me sneaking off to one of the three forbidden realms. I went to the netherrealm to see a blood thirsty demon it somehow slipped out which I don't get because I made sure no one followed me.
" Bob is a tiny demon we all no tiny demons are the ones that are most kind! The netherrealm has a big hungry bloodthirsty demons!!" he has reached maximum shouting. And maximum spitting. I once again wiped off the spit with my sleeve.
My dad CAN be cool sometimes, the guy is six'six in hight he is skinny and he is Satan's son. Not Dracula, Lucifer. Draculas my uncle he sucks at telling jokes. We had this really boring party and he tried to make it fun but instead he just made it worse. My aunt Amelia is a lot better and she's nicer. I guess that's why uncie Drackie married her.
"Look dad," I said impatiently. " I only did it so I could... Ok I got nothing, but I just wanted to get out and explore."
" you know what your right!" he said. Man what a freak. Wait did he say I'm right.
" huh?" was I all I could muster. I'm usually never right.
" your right. I never let you go anywhere I mostly keep you locked up in this castle all day. That's why your only friend is a shapeshifting demon."
" Am I being punk'd" yeah I know what your thinking yeah we get satellite signals down here. I watch tv all the time cosidering I don't have much to do. I mostly watch MTV or when I'm really bored I watch tbs just to laugh.
" No sweetie that's why I'm sending you to public school." I almost choked on my spit.
" What?!" then my mother entered the room. She was in a black silky sleeping gown with a black silky robe on. And
Some black ( non silky) furry slippers.
" what's with all the yelling." my mom asked. She had a nice soft voice.
My moms pretty no doubt about it she has bleach blond hair silver eyes with really long black eyelashes, long legs and pink plump lips. She was skinny but not to skinny that she didn't have any boobs. But you know skinny.
I had brown straight hair that culred near the bottom. My dads purple eyes my moms long black eyelashes skinny figure and her long legs. Let's just say if I had some silver contacts and some bleach blonde hair dye I would look like a five' six spitting image of her. Not to sound to conceited but I was very beautiful
" mom, dad is sending me to public school." I said. Running to her side.
" I didn't tell you the rest." my dad said." Since you want to explore so badly it's going to be in the middle world." he said simply. One day when he's like really old and confused like so old a toothpick is stronger than him I'm gonna smack him.
"I'm sorry sweetie." said my mom.
" you knew about this?" I said.
" we were actually planning on this for quite some time." she said in her calming tone.
" Man! You can't trust anyone around here!" I said.
" Honey you are going to need to pack your things." she said tucking my hair behind my ear.
" ugh you say one thing and your whole family turns on you." I mumbled to myself as I walked to my room.
" I am so happy that Merlin taught me about the middle world." I said to myself. Then I saw my little joy, BoB. He was shapeshifted into Gir. So adorable.
" Tacos!" he said.
" oh hey bob what's up." I said grabbing my dragon scaled bag and putting what I needed in there. One outfit yes one outfit. I am sure they are gonna want me the day after I leave.
I brought my shampoo and conditioner. They smelt like whatever I thought the greatest smell was. It smelt like blood roses yeah I know they sound disgusting but they actually smell really really good. If God had a scent it would be this.
I packed my bathroom things underwear and lipgloss. That was it I put that all down into my dragon bag. That when my mom appeared out of nowhere. Being underworld royalty you are gited with powers. Mom has superspeed and persuasion. Dad has death And halfway telecanesis ( A.N sorry I have no idea how to spell this.) meaning he can only move things with his mind.
I have Beauty and the ability to know what others are feeling. I know great power right. We only get two powers until that crochety old guy dies. He gives us our powers. Crazy old coot.
I
" Here." said my mom hlooking peculiar looking mirror. It was extremely detailed. It was made of pure diamond and held a black liquid inside. Yeah I know stuff.
" why are you handing me a mirror?" I
Asked.
" Cause it's cool looking." said my mom. I laughed I can't believe my mom just said that.
" No seriously."
" Its a comunicating mirror. It kinda like a cellphone only it can call the underworld and heaven. Why I don't know. When the liquid is filled to the top that means you are in a good cummunicating location when it's not that means your not in a good cummunicating location." she said. " I want you to use this to call me."
" okay but what if to breaks."
" it doesn't that's the beauty of it."
I shrugged and put it in my bag.
" IM GONNA HUG YOOUU!" said " Gir "
" Am I allowed to take Bob with me?" I asked pointing at him.
" Sure." she said. " your father said to go to sleep in the bed right across from our room because when you wake up it will take to your new house in the middle world there will be Vampire servants waiting for you." all I know is they better be all boys and they better be cute."
" Okay, come on Gir." I said
" I'm gonna sing the doom song now." and he started to sing while I picked him up. It lasted for an hour. When bob fell asleep still in Gir form on the bed that supposedly transports you to the middle realm. I started to think about everything Merlin taught me money how to use it, shopping, fashion, jobs, math, science social studies language arts, art and so on. I fell asleep when I was on food.
