As you may know I, a single couch potato have seen many pretty people on Stuffagram. Hourglass-chan is one of my great friends but she's so pretty. I would want a body shape like Hourglass-chan, but I can't bother getting out of the bed and start exercising. Heck, I start to get tired from walking to my fridge, to get my leftover Pizza. No, Pizza is food not people like us. Anyway, wait where was I up to? Oh yeah... I have tried to diet once, it only happened for two hours. HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE THE URGE TO EAT SOME GOOD AS GREASY FOOD?!?! You people give me chills. Waaaaaaaaiiiitttt a minute........ if Elsa went to the gym, would it be very cold or would it be steamy cause she creates ice and sweating like hell? I have other reasons to not become like Hourglass-chan. Do you think I want to die from hunger and depression?! my mouth is watering from just thinking about a chocolate smexy doughnut right now. Whats a salad? What is this green healthy stuff you trying to poison me with?? You know what else is healthy?..... Diet Coke. So more talk about Hourglass-chan, she actually eats more than me yet she still skinny af?!?! She got blessed with the body fairy while this stupid fairy, death stares me all the time. Stupid fairy!! I don't give a damn about you but I do worry about the Problem Goblin. Yes, I myself might get problems in the future but this the goddamn present! I got time to do that stuff later anyway.
So for all you people who want to be like my friend, Hourglass-chan, go ahead! BUT we all know you can relate to me in some way. Anyway, BYE! I gonna go cause I have some Netflix to watch. Eating Pizza and drinking a can of "diet" coke, while Hourglass-chan calls me for hours to force me to join her "Yoga" sessions. I make plenty of excuses though. Never have a potato miss their Netflix time. NEVER.
From your fabulous Single Couch Potato ♡(∩o∩)♡
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