Kannon - da begin

An Introduction

Shaniqua was a loud teenage girl with short hair, and short legs, and short arms, and a short body.
Actually she was just short.
She had very big boobs that were almost intimidating, and they would have been...
if she hadn't been so short.
I'm not saying being short is a bad thing.
I like short people.
They can hide in crowds, and pretend to be children.
I wish I was short.

Anyway, Shaniqua was a very nice person, who was very fun to be around.
She didn't dislike many things, except conflict.
However, she liked a lot of things, like k-pop, and anime, and furries.
She also liked Noodle.
Noodle was one of her best friends.
He was a likeable Asian.
At the moment he had black hair, but they both changed their hair colours quite regularly. So don't count on it staying that way. A few weeks ago his hair had been orange, the sort of orange that reminds you of a pumpkin that has spent a little too long on the internet playing online games, and now needs some sunlight.
Noodle liked noodles, dancing like a fuckboy, and pretending not to care.
They both enjoyed spending the entire day in bed, and would quite often do it together.

They were both studying aidem at College. "What is aidem?" You ask. Well it's computer stuff okay.

So, Shaniqua and Noodle spent their lives listening to k-pop, and sleeping together, and running around in furry costumes. Their other friends wondered why they spent so much time together, and strangers probably thought they were dating. People would say 'look at that lovely cute couple having sex in the College toilets' and everyone would agree that it was quite lovely.
Shaniqua lived quite far away from Noodle and most of her other friends.
But Noodle lived very close to town.
So they were always over each other's houses when their parents were out, doing things I won't mention.
They'd make sure not to leave a mess, and try to schedule these visits around their other activities such as going into town, eating noodles, and making up inside jokes.
They'd watched videos with titles like 'BTS nudes leaked'
And
'24 hour long try not to sing along k-pop challenge'

They would go on walks together and collect pet rocks, which they would then give names, and families, and responsibilities.
   Noodle had a very aesthetic style. His wardrobe contained a large amount of edgy clothing, and an orange jumper which I think is supposed to make him look like he was a badass who's been to prison, but instead just reminds me of that pumpkin hair again.
Shaniqua had a slight obsession with cactuses. (And when I say 'slight obsession' I mean that if she saw something with a cactus on then she had to buy it.) She even kept a collection of cacti on her windowsill.

Anyway I think I have given you a good enough feel for the sort of people Shaniqua and Noodle are. I could carry on forever, but I think it would get a little boring.

Now I know you think that they are both nerds who are best friends, and there couldn't possibly be anything else going on between them.

BUT

You would in-fact be quite wrong. Yes they are nerds. Huge nerds. Really nerdy nerds. Did you know they even play Dungeons and Dragons on Thursdays?
But
THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN THEM.
I know you'd have never guessed by yourself. But they are actually 'secret lovers'. The most nerdiest, secret, horny lovers you've ever met.

Now I know that you're thinking 'but how? They're so small and innocent'.
But trust me. They fuck all the time. To give you an idea of just how much they do sexual things together I'll need to to imagine to most energetic sex scene you can think of. Now imagine the most attractive people you can think of in that sex scene. Make them short. Slightly less attractive. Throw a furry in there and you're done.

   So now you have a very clear idea what they are to each other and what they do together.

I think you're ready.