The Story That Will Last For Generations

Okay. I'm going to keep this story short because it's stupid. Back to the story. haha gotcha. We're in the story already,stupid.A 22 yr.old was walking down the street when he tripped over a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich on Rye bread.(who would eat that?)Then he gets up then falls in another sandwich. Why is there two sandwiches you ask? Because it's a story. So then, he picked up the sandwiches and ATE them! He said with a grin,"There's my lunch!" What a disgusting pig.He was walking down the street when his pinkie of his left toe went on an old man's yard. The old man said,"Get off my lawn youngster!" The 22-yr old said,"I'm not on your lawn!" The old man steps on the 22-yr old's toe then says,"The asylum is just around the corner. Just sayin'." The 22-yr old said,"YOU NEED AN ASYLUM!" Then the old man said, "I'm 22 and you're 88." Then the "22-yr old" peeled off his mask and he was 88. Then the "old man" peeled off his mask and he was 22. Then a black thing fell from the sky. There was a shadow on the ground but they didn't see it because 1. It's a story.2.They were stupid. It was a meteor that crushed them and they died.(Duh) By the way the "22-yr old" who fell in the sandwiches was named Scott, and the "old man" is Old MacDonald.

                                                                        The End.

                        Copyright 1971 StupidBooks™. Do not copy or plagiarize because... well I don't know. It's   the rules or whatever