Magi x reader Oneshots

Judar x Assassin! Reader

Soi this is one of those chapters that were requested a LONG time ago that I'm just now getting to....sorry ><"

Judar: *shakes head in disapproval* You....are horrible at managing your time.....

HEY! I was dealing with stuff  *Throws peach at Judar*

Judar: *catches it* truly pathetic *scowls*

I SHALL MURDERETH THEE IN THY SLEEP PEASANT!!!

Judar: AHHH! *runs away*

*smiles* Enjoy!~

WARNING: ALOT OF "FOUL" LANGUAGE (aka cussing sorry)

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Damn! If I wasn't in these metal shackles and cuffs I would just kick everyone's ass here. I glared at the cocky guards surrounding me, making sure I don't break out of these and kill them.  If I didn't have these on they would have already been done with. Sighing in aggravation I waited for the carriage to stop at Kou. Yeah I got in trouble with the Kou.

I was assigned by this weird woman to assassinate the 3rd prince, Kouha Ren. I had seen him before I was assigned to kill him and to be honest I had mistaken him for a girl. With his hair and voice he probably got told that before though. Chuckling at the memory of him screeching when he saw me standing beside his bed with a knife. One of the guards shot me a look and told me to "stop that. " To which I just rolled my eyes. The carriage abruptly stopped and I sighed once again, standing up. The guards all flinched at my action making me laugh.

"What? Am I not going to be lead outside? Or am I going to have stay here with you idiots until one of you gets the guts to get me into the palace?" I smirked and looked between the three guards. One of them was about to reply to me, that was before the carriage door slammed open and someone stepped in.

The guards instantly bowed at the mans presence while I just raised a brow. Looking to see who the new person was I almost gaped. He was about 5'7,  5'8? His hair was long black and in a segmented pontail, wearing a black mid choli , white chunarri, gold bangles with a matching gold necklace that has a ruby inside, and bare feet. What surprised me though was his eyes, they were darker than the ruby he wore but stood out against all the black he was wearing. Ringed oddly enough. Wait....is he wearing? I bursted out into a fit of laughter. I couldn't help it!

"Oi! What are you laughing at you crazy hag?!" He did not seem happy with me already. Good.

"I-I-" I tried calming down my laughs but it was hard to. I brought  both my hands up and wiped my eyes.

"Oh I haven't laughed like that in years!" I chuckled. He gave me a glare and pulled out a wand, pointing it at me.

"I know you weren't laughing at me you old hag!"

"You're right I wasn't," I began, putting my arms back down and smirking at him. "I was laughing at whoever had done your makeup. Are you a girl or a guy by the way? Heh I can't tell." He looked a bit shocked before smirking and spun his wand around in his hand.

"You do know who are talking to right?" He gave a threatening glare at me.

"Let me guess....hmm... oh! A performer who lost their way to their own carriage and should be leaving before she gets hurt. " I could tell in his eyes he was shocked by my remarks but I couldn't help it! It was in my blood to think of quick comebacks to what others say, it comes naturaly to me!

"I am the Magi of Kou!~ " An ice shard whizzed past my head and got embedded into the wall behind me. "Judar."

To say I was beyond shocked would have been a lie. I wasn't shocked that much since a lot of people have been getting into magic, and of course out of all the people, my luck had to be meeting the dark magi himself. Guess I should have guessed I would see him. Me being amused was a different story though.  I could mess around with him a little.

"Oh I deeply  apologize! Do I bow or do I curtsy, forgot which fucking one!" I sent my own glare his way, doing slight gestures when I talked. He scoffed and walked over, grabbing my arm.

"You're lucky Kouen has plans for you or else you would have a piece of ice through that tiny brian of yours." I shrugged as he dragged me out of the carriage towards the palace.

'Hmmm I wonder what the all high and mighty Kouen would want with a low life assassin as myself. Guess Kou has a lot more surprises in store for me than I had originally planned~' I began to smirk once again at my thoughts. Judar kept his eyes straight forward though, tightening his grip on my arm the closer into the palace we came.

"Judar!!" The Magi groaned, rolling his red eyes at the sound of the new person.

"What is it Kougyoku?! Can't you see I'm a little busy at the moment?!" I looked to the source of the voice to see a girl a little younger than me with pink hair almost like that brat Kouha's shaped in a odd bow or infinity sign. She had on a kimono that was dark pink with some light green. It seemed to fit her well although she had her hands up, covering her mouth. It took less than a minute to completely size her appereance up and realize that she was Kouha's sister (or at least one of them), aka one of the royals.

"Oh s-sorry." Kougyoku's eyes shifted to mine. "You must be the girl that Kouen asked for, right?" 

My eyes softened slightly at the tone of her voice as I stuck the hand the bastard to my right had a piratically death grip on, nodding as I did so.

"The names (Name)." She hesitated for a moment, giving a short glance to Judar before shaking my hand.

"I am the eighth imperial princess Kougyoku." 

I couldn't help but to chuckle. "Try saying that five times fast."

I could tell she had a smile on her face when I said that. I was about to say something else before a harsh pull was given to my right arm by the dark magi causing me to yelp.

"Come on hag!" Another pull was given, barely allowing to stay standing. Kougyoku was surprised as well by the forcefully way I was being rushed away down one of their hallways. 

"B-bye?"  I didn't even bother waving back to here as a jogged to not receive another shove, not wanting my arm to fall off today.  I was fuming inside my mind but didn't show it as I just glared at him. Even from the side I saw him roll his eyes. 

Fun or not this guys starting to get on my nerves, wonder how this is gonna go.

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THERE! Yes! This one took so many revisions and changes and its only the first part! I......I think I died half way through writing this just because I had barely any ideas and tried to go through my list of sarcastic comments and replies.

Judar: *glares from a corner* 

Don't give me that look! 

Judar: You took-

I KNOW! I KNOW!

Judar: To long-

YES! IM SORRY OKAY?

Judar: To update-

DONT YOU DO THIS TO ME JUDAR!

Judar: Even after-

PLEASE STOP!

Judar: You promised last time.

*cries* I waS BuSY doEeeEeEE

Judar: NOI EXCUSES! * starts chucking peaches from the corner* 

AHHHHH noiiiiiiii :-;

Judar: sayoinara!

B-but that s m-my l-l-line ;(

Judar: *glares* 

*dives under table* NOPE!