Shrek and Sonic had always had that sexual tension between them and they grabbed each others nipples like it was the last pizza bite on the tray. And then JAYSON SCREAMED YES. And then JAYSON died from too much sexual tension. YAYAAYYAYAYa he screamed. And then he died again. Then, Natalie came in and started recording the amazing scene happening before her virgin eyes. She took out her phone camera and chose the slow motion option and laughed at the marvelous beauty called Shrek and Sonic. Shrek and Sonic embraced each other while JAYSON was too busy being very lame and dead and Natalie was fangirling. Sonic began fisting Shrek. Then Sonic entered Shrek quickly and completely by surprise. Shrek gasped and moaned a mighty ogre moan. Sonic started going faster and faST GFAND FATSER. GOTTA GO AFST. he said. Then they both came and it was wonderful. Natalie got the whole thing on video in slow motion and JAYSON was ded. 9 months later, Shrek became pregnant and had his and Sonic’s 420 children. Then they all lived happily ever after. Except for JAYSON bc he was ded.
THE END
XD OMFG I LOVE SHREK X SONIC YYAYAYYAYa
