1. He like candy. give him some candy
2. LJ's favorite candy is skittles give him some skittles
3. LJ liked to rip out Spleens and fill them with skittles. Give him skittles filled spleens.
4. DO NOT AND I MEAN DO NOT put laughing jack and laughing jill together THEY HATE EACH OTHER. They will fight.
5. PLEASE KEEP CHILDREN AWAY FROM LJ
6. DO NOT insult LJ on why he looks like a zebra. HE WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPLEENS AND HE WILL FILL IT WITH SKITTLES.
7. If LJ runs and hides, lure him out with skittles
8. Before LJ goes to sleep sing 'pop goes the weasel' to him.
9. LJ'S Favorite breakfast is milk bowl with cereal and skittles we all know how LJ likes skittles.
10. Hide the candy you brought yourself if you don't want LJ to steal your candy.
11. NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER say that Ronald McDonald is LJ's cousin. He will steal your spleens and fill it with skittles.
12. If you say laughing jack and laughing jill like each other LJ will steal your spleens and fill it with skittles.
13. AND FINALLY, HUG LJ! HE LIKES HUGS!
