Marrying My Ex (EXO Baekhyun FanFic)

Prologue

How we broke up.

"PARK HYOJIN!!!" Me and my roomate, Choi Chaerin, jumped at loud furious screaming of my name along with repeating bangs on the door "OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!"

I looked up from my text book and glared at the door, quietly cursing his name. I slowly stood up and pushed my spectacles up, stomping to the door. Chaerin sighed, browsing through texts "Looks like your boyfriend's here."

"What is it now?!" I slammed opened the door, being greeted by a cleary pissed off bacon "Can't you see I'm studying?!"

Baekhyun quickly grabbed something out of his pocket and shoved it to my face "Tell me, what is this?"

Carefully examining it, I squinted my eyes "Your eyeliner?"

"Yes! Well, It was my eyeliner!" He quickly pulled off the cap, clearly exposing the tip. The tip of it was knashed, bent, and ruined "I know you did this, Hyojin."

"Is it my fault you left it in your pencil case?!" I fought "There is such thing as a make up kit for your beauty products, and a pencil case for you school materials! Of course I mistook it for a maker and used it!"

"You don't- Listen you-" Baekhyun cutted of his own sentences, trying to find the right words "The 'marker' you used was a high quality brand of eyeliner! It's hard to find and it's very expensive! And you just-" 

He shoved it in front of my face even closer than before "You destroyed my jagi!"

"Excuse me, your jagi?! Wh-Why keep it in a pencil case and give it to me to borrow if it's your so-called 'jagi'?!"

"I have to look handsome after every class period, something you won't understand! And I'm sure this detroyed fine piece of eyeliner," He held it closer to his face, looking at it carefully, then his eyes trailing to me "Would make a better girlfriend than you ever were." 

 "Just go to hell! You son of a-" 

Baekhyun exited the scene without another word. I groaned in annoyment and closed the door with all the force I could, hoping he would hear it, and slumped back into my bed. 

Chaerin shook her head "Ah, really. . . I'm getting really tired of being in this room. Everyday, you two have to argue about something new." 

"Tch, his eyeliner being a better girlfriend than me. . ." I disregarded her comment, pushing my spectacles up yet again and flipping through pages "What is that bastard talking about? And what do you mean we argue about something new?"

I felt her heavy stare and heard her sigh "Few days ago, you argued about who hangs up in your cellphones first.

The next day, you called him a talking bacon and laughed. Then, he called you an obnoxious animal and laughed. That started your arguement. 

The day after that, you guys debated on who would pay of the pizza for an hour! In the end," Chaerin dramatized a tear rolling down her face using her finger "I had to pay for it to shut you both up! I wonder how you guys got into a relationship together, and why you both are still together!"

. . .

"Chanyeol, really! I just can't take her anymore!" Baekhyun whined to his closest friend, Park Chanyeol "Didn't she read the label that clearly states it's eyeliner?! Didn't she-"

"I know I know, you two had enough of it already! This is the fourth time you complained to me this week. . . I'm not your guidance councelor, I have dreams too!"

"Dreams of what? Finding a girlfriend?"

Baekhyun clearly had more appeal than Chanyeol at that time, just like Chaerin had more than me. Chanyeol wore thick black glasses, braces clinging to his teeth, and a face with a fair amount of acne. While Baekhyun on the other hand, was the exact opposite of his best friend.

"Yah. At least when I do find one," Chanyeol paused, a grin slowly creeping up on his face "Our relationship will be WAYYYY better than yours." 

 "AAHHHH, just shut up." Baekhyun grumbled, crossing his arms "I rather be single again than go out with her one more time." 

"Your eyeliner can't come to life and marry you."

Chanyeol earned a punch on the shoulder from him, making him wince and rub it. Baekhyun sneered at him in return. The giant then let out a dry chuckle "If you want to marry a non-living object, why don't you just end with Hyojin now?" 

Baekhyun's face lip up "You know what? I think I will!"

. . .

"Chaerin, you are right! Why are we still together if he should be dating his 'jagi'?!" I brought out my phone, quickly finding Baekhyun through my contacts. 

She had a are-you-being-serious face "B-Bwo?! Y-You're really going to end it through a call?!"

I found his contact under the name 'Monster Boyfriend' and quickly called him "I rather do it this way than see his face one more time!"

. . .

"Jinja?! You're breaking up with her already?!" Chanyeol exclaimed, tugging Baekhyun's arm "You know I was kidding, right?!"

His phone buzzed just as he took it out of his pocket, seeing the caller named 'Eyeliner Murderer'. Baekhyun knew immediately who it was and quickly answered the call, holding it to his face.

"YAH."

"YAH."

"LETS BREAK UP."

 And how we met again four years later.

"Just sign the freaking paper already!" Baekhyun exclaimed, harshly taking my hand and and placing the ballpen on it 

"No way! I told you, I am not doing this!" I threw the pen at him and crossed my arms "Never in a million years did I want to see you again!"

"Unless you want a wedding with a dress and tux or whatever, this is all the marriage we got!" He gestured towards the single piece of fine paper on the table. 

His signature was already under his name. All it needed was mine "We dated and couldn't stand each other! And now we're getting married?!"

Baekhyun grew tired with all my complains "Listen! This marriage is for both of our families! We are both not doing this for ourselves, but for them! I don't care if you'll fall in love with me again, just go with it! Do you understand me, Park Hyojin?!" 

"Fall in love with you again?! Please, I'd say the same thing."

"Is that a challenge? Hmph. Good luck losing to me." He threw the pen I had thrown at him a few moments ago to me "Just sign it so we can both be done with this shit." 

I grabbed the pen, gripping it, and stared at the paper missing my signature. Why did it come to this? And where did I go wrong? I stared at man, just as anxious as I am at the moment. I never thought I would meet my nightmare again. 

Meeting my ex to hear we're getting married? No thanks. But what can we both do?

My ex-boyfriend, Byun Baekhyun, is the same guy who will be my husband.

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Second fanfic! ^^ I just love love-hate relationships, don't you? XD Again, inspired by Emergency Couple! Ahhh, the cliche-ness when it comes to arranged marriages -_- Ugh, I honestly wanted a better idea than that, but looks like there's nothing else :P Thanks for reading! c: