Wild Crime
- a crime thriller
Mangled abs have been turning up all over London and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a spoon, and still nobody has a clue who the wild killer is.
Dr Bob Sweet-talk is a Strong and Dangerous author with a fondness for bird watching. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the tight-fisted killer.
When his Son, Samba Williams, is kidnapped, Dr Sweet-talk finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a solid banana.
He enlists the help of a generous computer programmer called Lisa Smart-ass.
Can Smart-ass help Sweet-talk overcome his liquor addiction and find the answers before the selfish killer and his deadly spoon strike again?
Praise for Wild Crime
"Dr Sweet-talk is the best detective ever. A passion for bird watching and liquor is something we all can relate to."
- The Daily Tale
"About as scary as a minute ant, but Wild Crime does deliver an important message about the dangers of a spoon."
- Enid Kibbler
"As always, a generous computer programmer makes the best sidekick."
- Hit the Spoof
Rosalie the Sexy Vampire
- a teen vampire story
There's a considerate new girl in Newton Abbot and she has everybody talking. Stunningly tall and devastatingly beautiful, all the boys want her. However, Rosalie Cullen has a secret - she's a creepy vampire.
Stefen Salvatore is an energetic, sexy boy who enjoys spinning. He becomes fascinated by Rosalie who can stop hippos with her bare hands. He doesn't understand why she's so standoffish.
His best friend, an intelligent rainbow duck called Chloe, helps Stefen begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the purple, warped sword.
When bodies start turning up all over Newton Abbot, Stefen begins to fear the worst. The rainbow duck urges her to report Rosalie to the police and he knows he should, so what's stopping him?
He may resist Rosalie's bite, but can he resist her charms?
Will he be caught flying with the vampire?
Praise for Rosalie the Sexy Vampire
"Bursting with originality. An energetic boy falling for a tall vampire has simply never been done before."
- The Daily Tale
"About as moving as a cow stuck in a bog, but Rosalie the Sexy Vampire does deliver an important message about having a rainbow duck for a friend."
- Enid Kibbler
"A purple, warped sword would be my first choice too. This must be based on a true story, you couldn't make this stuff up!"
- Hit the Spoof
Galactic Sexy Rainbow glowing fish head Wars
- a science fiction novel
A long, long time ago in a sexy, sexy galaxy...
