"What the HECK DID YOU DO?!"
"Relax. You know what I did."
"YOU PUSHED ME OFF A BUILDING!"
"Actually- I saved your life."
"No. You almost KILLED ME. IF THAT MATRESS WASNT THERE, MY INSIDES WOULD SPLATTER. AND IT WAS A HARD LANDING EVEN WITH IT."
"Ok. I'll keep that for reference to use for plan B."
"Plan B?"
"Yep."
"No, no. What plan B? What are you taking about."
" Plan B. You'll help me save the world."
"But you're a villain."
"Well someone has to do the job. I mean the hero has a concussion."
"Uh. What?!"
"The guy who has to save the world is laying right there. I have to take his place to save everyone and everything."
"But. You're a villain. Ain't that what you want? To see the world destroy?"
"No. I don't. I want to do bad but not harm anything. These villain stereotypes are annoying."
"Ugh. I didn't know sorry. But can you let me go?"
"Fine. Get up"
"Alright thank you. I'll leave now."
"Wait."
"What?"
"As a bad guy, I lie."
*Pulls trigger*
