A/N: my friend wrote this and I'm going to remake this so uh.... yeah lol
A long time ago in a place far far away from here there were fuckets now there is no more fuckets, because they couldn't help each other reproduce. So fuckets is buckets fucking so the male bucket has to be larger then the female bucket because the female bucket has to fit inside the male bucket. The female buckets have a hole in the bottom of themselves. The leftover bucket from the bottom of the hole will be melted down to make the male bucket a penis. The female bucket will jump inside the male bucket so the penis will go through the bottom of the bucket which would be called the bucket hole, because back then Vagina didn't exist back then so they called it a bucket hole. So when the male penis is made they stick a tube in the center so when they're sitting there doing nothing but having bucket "sex." The left over melted bucket they used to make the penis, will take the leftovers and shoot it up through the penis into the bucket and the bucket sperm will go everywhere inside the female, so when the female is getting out of the male she will take his penis with her so the penis will be stuck with her until birth of the baby buckets. Later, after a couple weeks the female bucket will start to get a baby belly and as the months grew and grew the belly got bigger and bigger. Finally it came down to the birth; when it comes to bucket birth it's much different then the way we give birth in bucket birth. The male will go up to the female (that is in labor) and he will reattach his penis that is inside the female and when he slowly pulls the penis out of the bucket hole the little baby buckets grab hold of the penis and will be birthed like that. Soon after a couple years the males stopped helping the females give birth so all the females died, and soon after the males did to. That is the story of the fuckets, as you can tell the word fuckets is a combination of fuckers and buckets. And that was the story of the fuckets, so when you go to the store and see buckets or tiny buckets you know where they came from!
