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Lady in labor, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!"

He casually replies, " If you remember, I wanted to stick it in the arse, but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful.'"

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