Day 57: a dramatic return

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Day 57: a dramatic return ~ (8.6.14)

Clint: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE WHERE IS THE WIFI WHEN WILL IT COME ARGH

Nat: wait... how r we still on Chatroom if there's no wifi

Tony: bc luckily enough, I already installed a wifi-free update

Nat: oh... on other notes, THERE IS NO WIFI

Becka: I THINK WE ALL FREAKING NOTICED BY NOW

Bruce: *wails* SCIIIEENNCCCCEE

Sam: *wails* MY MUSICAAAAAWWLLLLL

Steve: *awkwardly shuffles*

Arya: I SENSE AWKWARDNESS. *looks @ Steve* WUT U DO BRO?

Steve: uhh *scratches back of neck awkwardly*

Arya: *stares @ Steve intensely* WUT. U. DO

Steve: *nervous laugh* that's a funny story actually

Arya: O_O

Steve: well... u were all on devices and doing stuff and... no one was paying attention 2 me... so I... broke... the wifi... *whispers* don't kill me pls

Loki: *turns around dramatically* U DID WUT NOW

Clint: SAY WUUUUUUTTT

Sam: *pins Steve 2 wall* *lion rawr* IMA KILL CHU

Steve: IM SORRY

Tony: SORRY?! JUST BC LIL' STEVIE WANTED SOME ATTENTION DOESN'T MEAN HE CAN JUST GO AND BREAK LIFE

Steve: wifi isn't lif-

Tony: *screeches* WIFI IS LIFE

Thor: ONE SHALLETH HARM THOU

Clint: eh?

Thor: (I shall hurt him)

Clint: oh

Nat: *throws stiletto heels @ Steve* IMA HURT U SO BAD

Steve: *screams*

Nat: *battle screech* *starts chasing Steve around the coffee table*

Steve: *still screaming*

Sam: *kicks Steve's shield in anger* *gets flung into the wall* SON OF A #%£&!

Loki: *pulls sceptre out* CHAAARGEE *joins Nat chasing steve*

[50 minutes later]

*sirens wailing in background*

*coffee table on fire*

Steve: *hides behind fort of furniture*

Everyone else: *plotting behind opposite fort of furniture*

Sam: *french accent* ITS ZE FRONCH REVOLUTION

Nat: *starts shooting @ Steve's fort with gun* U CANT HIDE 4EVER

Bruce: *starts chucking acid chemicals @ Steve's fort*

Tony: COME OUT AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN

Steve: IM 70

Tony: IN A 30 YEAR OLD'S BODY

Steve: TOUCHÉ

Sam: *turns 2 dany* BURN IT. BURN IT ALL

Dany: *flies up* *breathes fire ball @ Steve's fort*

Steve: *screams like a girl* FIRE HOT. FIRE BURN

Sam: THATS WUT HAPPENS IF U MESS WITH WIFI BIACH

Steve: IM SORRY OK

Nat: HOW SORRY

Steve: SO SORRY

Loki: PROVE IT

Steve: I'LL... UHH BUY NEW WIFI

Arya: ... BETTER WIFI?

Steve: *nods frantically* MUCH BETTER WIFI YES YES

Arya: *turns 2 everyone*

Everyone: *nods*

Arya: ALRIGHTY THEN

Thor: *smashes forts*

Becka *puts out fire*

Loki: *makes mess disappear*

Sam: *glares @ Steve* consider urself lucky, Rogers

Steve: *sobs hysterically* I DO I DO

Sam: good

*joker and Harley smash thru window*

Harley: GUESS WHO MUDDA EFFERS

A/N:
Dun dun duuuuuuunnnnnnn!!!!!!!!#suspense

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