It was a busy day at the local subway. Overstressed workers were making sandwiches filled with old veggies and super processed meats while screaming children were running rampant through the store while their parents were looking at cat pictures and not giving a shit about them. But then later on entered a tall man in his late forties with a sinister smile on his face and a hand on his pants. The restaurants lights suddenly went out and the Jared theme song blared though the speaker system. His name is Jared, he's looking good his name is Jared he's looking good. He came into subway with a quest for pure lust and hunger for something more than sub sandwiches. He sauntered through the store bragging about how much weight he lost but he was really thinking about busting a nut to some Dora and bee movie porn. The end
