Doggie Diaries

           *Day 1*

The name's Hopper. I like cheese. Once, I ate TOO MUCH CHEESE and my poo was yellow! I was like OMD (Oh My Dog)! Also, the ceiling fan fell down on me face and I had to go to the vet! I was like OMD! I ate some of the people shoes and they grounded me from treats for a whole week! And, I was like OMD! I also like ramen noodles! My peoples' went to the pet store with me and THEY picked out booties for me. They said that I would look FABOO in them, but no, I LOOKED LIKE A HIDEOUS ELEPHANT! OMD! They went to the people park with me. They forced me to go down the slide! I fell backwards and I was so scared, I accidently said," Gimme dos RAMEN NOODLEZ!" And yes, I am a dog! OMD! Two hours after the slide accident, a BUTTERFLY FELL INTO MY NOSE HOLE, LIKE "YO BOOGIES ARE YUMMY, DOG!" OMD! And then, I ate my favorite meal, cheese mixed with ramen noodles! But, my people started throwing me into my tiny doggie bed! OMD!

                                       Sincerely,

                                        ★Hopper The Dog★