10 Conversations (Book 1): A Tragic Romance Novel

10 Conversations (Book 1): A Tragic Romance Novel Part 8

Conversation #8 Of 10: "TRISHA!! SAY IT AIN'T SO!!"

Brad : "Alright. Alright. Here's the rest of the story."

Trisha: "Finally."

Brad : "Do I get to put suntan lotion...ANYWHERE,

Mrs. Jacobs? And then she's like, "Well...

maybe not ANYWHERE."

Trisha: "HA!!" (Smiling.)

Brad : "And I'm like, "If you insist, Mrs. Jacobs. But

what about Mr. Jacobs? Won't he mind? I don't

want to get fired or any..." And you reply, Oh

don't worry about him. He's not even here. And

won't be for the whole week. Business trip.""

Trisha: "Oh brother. This is like some cheesy x-rated

movie."

Brad : "Really? And how would YOU know about x-rated

movies?.....Hmmm?.....Unless.....TRISHA!! SAY

IT AIN'T SO!!! When did you become a juvenile

delinquent?! Watching such vile, inappropriate

material is just so...so...unbecoming!"

(She laughs.)

Trisha: "For the record, I DO NOT speak like that. And

as for how I know about them.....well....Never

you mind! Just continue!"

Brad : "So I waltz over to where you're sitting from

behind, grab the bottle of suntan lotion, and

place some in my hand while you look up at me

seductively."

Trisha: "This'll never work on me."

Brad : "That's what they all say...in the beginning,

that is."

Trisha: ""They?" Are you saying that you've been suc-

cessful using this strategy on women in the

past, Mr. Williams?"

Brad : "Let's...ah....get back to the story, shall

we? So anyway....I start to lather your arms

....shoulders....neck......back. And then I

say, "Y'know, Mrs. Jacobs. I could...I could

do your legs for you as well. There's no need

to get this all over your hands."

Trisha: "PLEASE!!" (Smiling.)

Brad : "You wouldn't want to rub your eyes by acci-

dent and burn them, right?"

- "I suppose you're right, Mr. Williams. I

mean...if it's not too much trouble. And you

can call me Trisha, by the way."

- "It's no trouble at all...Trisha. And you