New Moon (actual)
once upon a time there was a girl called bella and she was in love with a vampire called edward, but edward thought she was a fag so he left her. Being the pyscho bitch that she is she tried to jump off a cliff. Rosalie thought it was awesome and told edward who went on drugs and tried to kill himself but because hes a vampire he cant so he is an idiot. Jacob was a werewolf and is pretty hot and he loves bella (the pyscho bitch). Bella goes to italy cuz she wants to save edward for some reason. Alice the only normal one goes with bella. Edward tries to step in the sun which makes him sparkle (not die, so devo). everyone is saved and edward discovers he is gay for his brother.
The End.
(Me and my friend made this up.)
