The adventure of an animalistic invasion seems to be funny and unbelievable, but such can only be a product of a selfishly corrupt government that has exhausted all the lies and excuses in the world to embezzle. But when the economy is being mentioned, it is a matter of national interest, as such that it concerns not only the government but citizens as well.
The easy penetration of a fictional animalistic regime could only be possible because citizens easily believe it. Therefore, more fictions were published and bought by citizens.
So, both government and the citizens have been instrumental to the fictional animalistic invasion into a catastrophic economy.
From my knowledge of the adventure, it all began when the budget of the country was said to have been eaten by rats, The office of the president was vacant because he had been temporarily dethroned in a coup by rats (we seem to really love rats perhaps because they are relatively closer to us) and because the citizens bought such story. Another fictitious scenario of an animalistic interference of 2014, was republished to our hearings, unashamed of the kind of international relations being built. Here comes an exorbitant amount of thirty six million naira (36,000,000) swallowed by a snake🐍 ( could that be the reason why God has asked us too be as wise as serpents?)
A large chunk of the citizens have not thought of finding out its validity so the government thought it right to continue with the trend of animalistic interference in national funds.
As large as seventy million naira could be,it was carted away by a monkey as if it was its best food (banana).
The fictional assumptions towards the monkey's act is that if a snake could be wise to swallow 36 million naira,I should be intelligent to cart away 70 million naira.
What a realistic publication of impossibilities.
Good Bless Nigeria!
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Animalistic invasion of The Nigerian economy.
Non-FictionA description of how a country has become a comic relief stage where animals are even blamed for certain misconducts and corrupt practices.
