#90 CHICKLIT. (Dated: 4th March, 18)
After being in a few serious relationships, having his own share of heartbreaks and many rumored link-ups a 34 years old Bollywood Megastar is now looking for a stable relationship. Brought up in a not so normal...
"She was like art. Because art doesn't demand to be understood, it demands to be felt."
"Bhai just chill na !! Ek aadi movie career me flop hona zaruri hai.. Nazar nhi lagti na.. ", Ishaan said sipping his vodka.
"Log apni film hit hone ki success party karte hain.. And am here in Delhi with you celebrating my flop! Just. Amazing. ", I exclaimed and drank my tequila shot.
"Oh come on Bhai! Hota hai.. Har baar you can't give a hit, so don't feel shit. Waow! Yeh toh rhyme kargaya.. Am so talented!", My 24-year-old brother said getting proud of his sudden realization. I sighed.
"Talent ka toh pata nhi, philhaal chadh gayi hai tujhe .. "
"Arrey nhi bhai.. Abhi kahan se.. Abhi toh naachna bhi hai mujhe! Chalo naa", He said trying to drag me.
"Nhi tu ja.. Me yhi theek hun.. Abhi kisi ko pata chal gaya that am here toh dikkat hojayegi."
"Han.. You're right. Aap yahin muh chipaake bethe raho ", he said bringing my hoodie more on my face which I pushed back in place. He got mixed with those crazy bunch of people wildly jumping on the dance floor.
From those crazy group of people, came a girl and sat on the seat beside me on the counter and order vodka shots for herself. I didn't give her attention and was lost in my own world but she once looked at me and then maybe it struck her who was I and she started examining me properly.
"Hey! You so look like Shahid Kapoor. ", She commented.
I came out of my wonderland and looked at her, "Thanks.", I replied with a smirk.
"Kahen ka thanks? In fact, I should be sorry comparing you to him. Kya ghatiya movie bnayi hai yar.. Abhi aaj subah hi dekh ke ayi me.. Phata poster nikla hero ", She laughed at the end of the movie name, "Aisa kon naam rakhta hai movie ka ?"
This was the first time I looked her properly. She was wearing a short black embellished dress with her hairs a little mess and voila! Her smokey eyes. She was one hell of a gorgeous woman and the way she was laughing made me smile at her sheer cuteness. She was completely drunk. For once, I forgot she actually was making fun of me and my movie.
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"So you didn't like the movie?", I further enquired.
"Nhi. Bilkul nhi. Matlab sai banda hai yarr.. Handsome hai.. Even quite sexy at times aur sabse badi baat he's a great actor aur dance bhi acha karta hai.. Par pata nhi itni ghatiya script kyun choose karli yar usne? Ekdum ghatiya film thi. ", She said in her bewdi voice. I don't know why but her antics were making me smile like nothing else. Though she was talking about the same flop film I was upset about since days, I was enjoying her talking about it.
Suddenly, she started laughing. God, she's so cute!
"Kya hua?", I asked.
"That purple shirt! Matlab film kharab thi, uski script kharab thi but the designer was even more pathetic!", She exclaimed.
"You know, going by the movie's name, ek scene aata hai jisme ek bade se poster ko phaadke Shahid Kapoor nikalta hai hawa mein.. And he comes out of the poster wearing a purple shirt !!", She continues and started laughing.
Can you just stop laughing? I feel like kissing you.
"Acha guess why am I laughing so hard?", She asked.
"Why are you laughing so hard?", I asked the exact same question in the exact same tone of hers.
"Because I was wearing the same colored lingerie and you know what was the damn irony? That I was looking so hot in that while he was looking so pathetic in that color.", She completed and started her laughing spree.
Her joke was shitt but seeing her going all gaga over it was a sight!
"Tum bhi kabhi mat pehen na wo purple shirt! Never, okay?", She ordered as if I was her some old friend.
"As you say ", I replied.
"Tumhara naam kya hai ?", I couldn't control myself so I asked.
"Naam? Naam hi saari problem ki jadd hai!", She suddenly got upset.
"What do you mean?"
"I hate my name!! Nhi chahiye mujhe yeh naam.. Mujhe kisi aur family me paida hona hai !!", She said cribbing like a baby and I didn't know how to react, "Being a Rajput sucks yarr!"
Before I could ask her anything, I think her friend came, "Em! Tu yahan kya kar rhi hai?"
Em?!
"Taani! I wanna grow up again.. Kisi aur family me.. Please.. ", She said like a toddler again to her friend.
"Em you're hella drunk! Tu ghar chal.. ", She said and made her stand. Her friend was taking her away while she kept blabbering something or the other and here I wanted to stop her, know something more about her but couldn't.
You hate being a celebrity at these moments!, Where the hell is always Ishaan when I need him the most?
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Hello Lovely People! ^.^
Thanks for dropping by. Hope you will comment !!
What do you think of Shahid as a character so far ?
And share your views regarding Phata Poster nikla Hero if you have ever watched it? :P
Don't get confused with my movie and Bollywood references' timeline in this story, vo idhar udhar hoti rahegi.
