Racy Rendezvous: Keiz's Smutterific Shots

1. What You Do

Sooo, this idea came to me while I was reading some smut (go figure) and I randomly decided that I'd make a new "story" where all the limey and lemon challenges I write for LJ communities go. My other collection, known as "What the Hell?"  is the same thing, only it won't have any limes or lemons in it for those people who only like the fluff and stuff. I'll be taking out the limes and lemons in WTH and replacing them in here.

And I swear to God it's not to just get more reviews or anything. I'm just being considerate, honest! I know some people don't like those hard-core sex scenes or heavy limes, so I'm redirecting everyone who wants the fluff and WAFF to WTH. For those of you who do like the hard-core sex and limes...

Enjoy!

This first chapter was the LJ community inukagathon's challenge for "bathroom." As long as it has smut and it's in a bathroom, it's qualified. Haha.

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Inuyasha sighed heavily as his bitch dragged him toward the room that always smelled like Kagome's hair. He winced as the lacerations in his chest stretched from her insistent tugging and he growled a warning.

Of course, she ignored him. Disobedient bitch.

He'd tried to tell her that it was fine, that he'd be healed by tomorrow morning, but no, of course she didn't listen to him, of course she dragged him to her time, of course, she trapped him in a room where her scent was so strong that all he wanted to do was throw her on the ground and fuck her senseless.

And of course, his damn cock hardened when she bent over and dug around in the cupboards next to the tub. Son of a bitch.

In pain, and he still managed to get it up.

Inuyasha desperately hoped that she wouldn't see it and think that he was some sort of masochist, that the wounds he sometimes got in battle got him hard.

The next mental image should have doused the inner fire, stifle the need to just fuck it then fuck her right there on the cold tiled floor.

But no, all he could think about was Kagome's fucking too-short skirt as it whipped up around her, teasing him with her pristine white panties that framed her ass cheeks so perfectly and he could see himself right there, grasping those curvaceous hips and pounding into her ruthlessly as she screamed his name to let everyone know just who was fucking her so good.

Biting down on his tongue hard to stifle the groan that threatened to escape past his lips, the half-demon tasted blood and he tried to focus on that instead of the teasing way her hips swayed from side to side as she wandered around the bathroom, searching for the necessary supplies.

She was trying to kill him, he knew it.

Sashaying back over to him – or at least that's what Inuyasha described it as – Kagome got right down to business and set the supplies down on the closed toilet lid before darting her hands for his haori and wasting no time in pushing his clothes off his shoulders and to the floor.

He couldn't stop the growl that rumbled in his chest when her fingers brushed his bare chest.

"Sorry!" Kagome instantly apologized, shooting her gaze up at his face and biting her lower lip.

He wanted to take it between his own teeth and bite it.

"I didn't mean to... Does it hurt?" She tenderly pressed a wet cloth to his bloody chest.

You have no fuckin' idea, bitch. "Keh. Hurry it up, wench. I ain't got all day."

Kagome sighed, nodded her head, then continued to clean and bandage his chest and Inuyasha was very thankful that his hakama were so baggy.