Dang You King's Cross

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Tom's Pov
This is it! Today is the day! I'm going to ask Dumbledore to give me a DADA job! Thought Tom Riddle, a.k.a Volemort in the future, as he walked to King's Cross Station.

Looking around he strolled through the building, passing those distugusting, stupid, muggles.

Grimacing, he pushed through the crowed. I hate all these muggles. Disgusting. Nasty. Unworthy of life.

Finally he reached station 9 3/4, but just as he did 3 young muggle girls rushed up to him.

"Hi! I'm Amanda! And you're hot!" She smiled.
"Mands! Not so straight forward! Sorry about her, I'm Marylin, and this is Isabel."
The girl next to her gave a shy wave.

I sneered and tried to push past them, but to no avail.
"Get out of my way!" I growled.
"That's not nice!" Amanda pouted.
"I know."

I pushed past them and made it to the wall. Getting a head start I ran full speed into it, getting to the other side.
Except......

I didn't.

I saw stars.
Damn it Tom! Why the bloody h**l would you do that face first?! Ow! It hurts... is that blood?
And then it went black.
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"He's waking up!"
"Hurry get the girls!"
"Get him some water!"
"He's almost fully awake!"

I blinked slowly, trying to sit up. But I only got pushed back down.
"No sir, do not sit up."

Then there was a shriek. I looked over to see, to my dismay, Isabel, Amanda, and Marylin.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIS HANDSOME FACE??? NOW HE'S SO UGLY!!!" Amanda cried.

"We removed his nose, it was, to late to save it."

Ugh I hate muggles so much.
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"And that's the story of how I lost my nose." I finished.

"And why the bloody h**l would I need to know that???" That insufferable brat Harry Potter asked.

"I don't know. I was just bored and looking for somebody to talk to. I'm lonely. So lonely." I pouted.

THE END
Okay, I know it was bad but it's ok. It's one of my side projects. Idc. But it was fun to write. This story goes out to GoldenDracoM who told me to write this when I commented something. I'm sorry it was bad, I tried.
But I hoped you liked it!
BUH-BYE!!!

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 25, 2018 ⏰

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