How do I start this. I'm s demigod. Ya. Son of Poseidon. God of horses, the sea, and the beach. As you can imagine, I'm a model student... Not!! I have ADHD, dyslexia, and attention disorder. I'm thirteen and I'm living with me dad. Yes, he is gay. I'm actually not sure how I was born, but let's not get into the details. He looks like this.
Yes. He does look famous. But, he's not. We barely can pay our rent. Oh. That's right. I haven't priority introduce myself. I'm Bobby Swearington.