Part 1

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This is going to be confusing but try to keep up :)

AN/ This is taking place after the last chapter I made on episode.

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AN/ Every time you see one of these ^^ it changes the perspective. It will say who it's changing to don't worry.

"You guys are fucking idiots" I say rolling my eyes. "MOM what the heck they're like 5 years old keep the swearing to a minimum" Riley says yelling at me. Like I give a damn. "Ok well I'm going to go to bed and think about how my life decisions brought me here." I say shrugging. I get up leaving my plate on the table.

"Gwamma you forgot to clean your plate" raine says. "Oh fuck off i'm not a maid" I say climbing the stairs. "IM NOT ETHVIER" Raine yells up the stairs. I see out of the corner of my eye riley is doing a major facepalm. I hold up my middle finger till I can't see them anymore.

AN/ This might be confusing so I'll teach you our family tree. Kaya (me) is the grandma she is careless :) Riley, Kaya's daughter, is a mom she cares but not that much. Hmmm wonder who she got that from. Raine, the 5 year old, is kind of stupid :) but I mean she's 5 years old. Then their is Lilac the talking cat. She is just a bitch. :) On to the story.

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Riley's perspective

"I can't handle her anymore" I say out loud accidentally. "It's ok mama I don't like her ethvier" Raine says picking at her food. "Hey, Derek would you like some more bread?" I say trying to break the ice. "No thawnks, my mom is always screaming abowt how my daddy's bread stick is so big so I'm waiting for him to share some witfh me." He says stirring his spaghetti.

"Oh fuck" I say giving up trying to be nice. I see out of the corner of my eye Lilac staring at the table. I think she's going to try to jump on it. I smack both my hands on the table and scream "NO" the kids look at me frightened. "Oh no no no I wasn't talking to you I was talking to the cat I don't want her to jump on the table" "wiiigghhttt" Raine says sarcastically.

"Youwre just jealous I have a boyfwiend."

"WHO SAID YOU COULD HAVE A BOYFRIEND?" I say sternly. "Umm Dewek obviously." "Oh my god" I say under my breath. "You know what dinners done" I say grabbing her plate. "Derek do you need a ride home?" I say in the kitchen washing dishes. "No my daddy can piwck me up." He says petting the cat.

"The fuck you doing boy?" Lilac (the cat) says. "Whoaaa you can tawlk?" He says amazed. "No shit" lilac says licking her paw. She softly swats him in the face. "Don't fucking touch me boi or I'll gut you faster than you can eat your own booger" the cat says jumping off the table  into its bed.

"I don't even know why I adopted you" Riley says. "OMg I'm ADoPtEd WOw WhO KnEw?" Lilac says sarcastically. "My daddy's herwe" Derek says. "Bye Dewek see you tomowrow" she kisses him on the cheek. "What did I say about kissing Derek?" I say in a harsh voice.

"NO KiSSinG DEWek At aLL" Raine says flopping her arms. "Yes, you're to too young to- actually you know what I don't give a fuck you can't get pregnant so whatever." I say flopping down on the couch. "YAY" Raine says running to Derek to kiss him. "Ok, Bye babe." Derek says with a wink. "Isn't he the gweatest." Raine says staring out the door sighing.

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Lilacs Pov (Pov means point of view In case you're thick)

"Fucking humans I swear" I say to myself. I walk out on the balcony. "I'm gonna do it" I say whispering. I'm just about to jump when I hear another cat jump on the balcony "Hey" they say. I get so scared I fall off the balcony railing. I'm screaming so loud I don't realize I'm on the ground. "Heh, you took quite the fall there darling." The strange cat says. "I'm Thomas by the way." He rubs his head on me. I smack him with my paw. "Boi if you touch me again so help me god."

"Oh, sorry I thought you would like to be greeted." He says rubbing his paw on his nose. "Umm no, I don't greet like that."  I say awkwardly. 

"TOOTSIE ROLL, COME HOME FOOD'S READY!" Some old lady yells. "Hey, I gotta go, talk to you later." He says jumping off the railing.

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Kaya's POV

"Wake up gwamma." Raine said jumping on the bed. I grab her thy and swing her off the bed. She screams and runs away. "YEA RUN AWAY BITCH." I scream.

A guy with a Hitler handlebar mustache walks in my room he holds up a badge. "Are you Kaya?"

Cliff hanger :) not that it matters but I try some times
Also sorry for the short chapter they'll get longer but this is the introduction chapter

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 07, 2018 ⏰

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