know what I cant stand..........
One day in class I just finished cooking and I was minding my own business, tell me why one of my white my classmates, walked up to me and asked do I like fried Chicken?
Now in this split seconded this boy was in deep shit, he was way pass the danger zone. He was now in the moment where black people call the" You know you don fucked up right."
So I just looked at him with a face of " What the fuck you talking about?" at that moment he looked at me and understood, that he was in harms way, so he fixed it and rephrased the question.
"Because I know people from Atlanta is big chicken People" So knowing me and how many black people think all I heard was " Did he just say you people?"
Now I have to kill him!!! time to tare that ass up!! I looked over to one of my other classmates for help, she looked back at me and smiled. Oh hell nah she was looking more confused then my black ass was.
so at this point I just walked away, I gave up on this class. So I'm minding my business once again, I was feeling myself just cleaning up the kitchen. Then I heard the same boy say "I don't like Buttermilk fried Chicken" at that moment I knew he had to go.
" Boy what you mean you don't like buttermilk fried chicken?" You know what he said y'all it " Taste choccy " what the hell is this boy going throw? in all my years I never hear some bullshit like this before.
Well damn I guess I answered his question, I love some chicken but if someone asked me if I like watermelon I'm going to nicely tell them to fall in a coma.
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You Know What I Cant Stand??!!
ComédieA funny life within the normal average life of a black college Student