Wait, what? [A Kuroshitsuji Fanfic]

Chapter 6

Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroshitsuji.

A/N: I'm alive?

Warnings: Eh.

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Third Person POV

A scream resounded throughout the entire mansion as a certain person rode the trolley down the hallway, into the room and into Finnian. Elise sweatdropped at the scene before her. It was in utter chaos that she has no words to describe.

The red head watched Grell destroyed Ciel's lunch, making the Earl sigh. "This was one big miscalculation. I thought Sebastian would be the only one inconvenienced and wouldn't affect the rest of us, but...."

"Indeed a miscalculation dear master, all my hard work are all now in ruins. Oh, my precious polished plates, I will never forget you!" The blue eyed butler used her clean white handkerchief to dab the fake tears at the corner of her eyes. Ciel rolled his eyes at the crossdresser. 

"I am truly sorry for all the trouble I am causing you." Grell was kneeling on the floor as the idiot trio glared at the useless butler. "There really is no way to atone for my sins but to commit suicide!" He shouted as he pulled out a knife out of nowhere.

"Wait! Don't be rash!" "When did he get a knife?" Both Baldroy and Mey-Rin commented.

Sebastian put his hand on Grell's shoulder. "You don't have to die." He removed his hand and smiled as the useless butler looked at him in confusion. "If you stabbed yourself and bled everywhere, it would be an even larger job to clean up."

"That's right! If you bled everywhere, I'll have to use my precious stock of Sodium Hypochlorite to clean it!" Elise pouted. Finnian raised his hand. "Yes, my dear blonde gardener?" "What's that Sodium Hypo-thingy?"

The red head beamed. "I'm absolutely glad you asked! Sodium Hypochlorite is a chemical compound with the formula NaClO. It is composed of a sodium cat-" She was cut off by Ciel forcefully stuffing her mouth with a scone.

"Hwa hi hu hoo hat?" (Why did you do that?) She blinked at the blue haired boy before her. He snorted. "Because I know you won't shut up once you start." The scone was quickly finished by the red head and the butler grinned. "You know you love me." The Earl rolled his eyes and chose to ignore her comment, starting to be immune to her nonsensical logic.

Grell looked at Sebastian in awe. "Sebastian, how kind you are!"

Baldroy frowned. "That was kind?" The red headed maid and blonde gardener both shook their head furiously. Sebastian sighed as he held up a teapot. "At any rate, to be bringing this farcical tea to the young master..."

The raven demon then began demonstrating on how to prepare tea to Grell as the idiot trio began to take notes. Elise began dozing off as she already learned the art of making tea from Sebastian.

The devilish butler finished making the tea and placed it in front of Ciel. The Earl picked up his cup of and sipped his favorite Earl Grey tea. "Young Master, it's almost time. I shall have the carriage brought around the front." "Sure."

Sebastian turned to the idiot trio. "Now then, everyone, I chall leave the clean up to you." He then turn to Grell and gave him a polite smile. "Grell, since you cause too much trouble, you should just rest and relax. Oh. And if by chance you turn yourself to eternal rest, please do it outside the mansion grounds."

The useless butler was in awe of Sebastian again. "Sebatian! What kindness!"

"Oh! Oh! Can I accompany you, my dear master? I want to go outside!" Elise beamed at the Earl. "Only if you don't cause any trouble for me." He rolled his eyes at her. "Roger that!" She saluted, excited to go out. She grinned and skipped all the way to her room to prepare to go to town.