Pick up Lines

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~Slendy and Toby~

Toby: SLENDDYY


Slenderman: what toby? 


Toby: *coughs* ehm are you a beaver *looks up at slender* CUZ DDAMMMMNNNNNN 


Slenderman: Room now!


Toby: idwifhwiu ;--;


A beaver with slenders suit on: yo 


Slendemanr: ....

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~With ben and Jeff~


BEN: HEY JEFF


Jeff: what the hell do you want ben


BEN: when god made you, you were showing off 


Jeff: ...ben...


BEN: are you my computer cuz your just my type


Jeff: BEN! 


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Lost: *looks at a sign that says Self check-out* self check-out..? 

*looks at self* yea im good..!

L.J: wtf lost ._. 


Lost: are you wifi? cuz i feel a connection.


L.J: no cuz you are disconnected now.


Lost: are you trash? cuz i want to take you out (( dont take this seriously >.> their pick up lines))


L.J: you know whats trash? that pick up line


Lost: ;--; everytime.. 

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~and now with Obscura Luz and E.J~

E.J: hey i dont have my library card but mind if i check you out?


Luz: in a hundred years 


E.J: we will be dead by then. 


Luz: my point. 

~1 hour later~

E.J: hey can i follow you home? my parents told me to follow my dreams


Luz: highly doubt you have any.


E.J: .. ;-; my dreams.. 

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