A ridiculous story about SHOES

If you would have asked me yesterday what I wanted to do with my life I would have probably told you the same thing I've been telling people for years
" oh I don't know "
But let me tell you this day has been a chaotic disaster the craziest day that this planet has ever seen , no one could have guessed that anything like this could happen , this day has been
The worst of the worst !
The craziest of all crazy days ,
I will never be the same again
Let me quit rambling and get on with it .
I'm k
No k doesn't stand for anything and no it's not a short version for my name .... my name is k
I have no middle name and my last name is probably the longest name ever recorded in the worlds history so I won't bother you with that
All you need to know is that my name is k .
My favorite color is green
I really like subway sandwich's and
I'm 4,8 .... yes you heard correctly
I am 16 years old and 4,8
So as you could probably guess I wear a lot of high heels .
And that my friends is where this ridiculous story begins .
I was at the shoe store as I am most days ,
Just browsing ... just looking
Searching for the perfect pair of shoes
I looked a red ones but they were to tall .
I looked at blue ones but they were too boring
I looked at black ones but they were too much like my mother
But just then it was like an awesome awakening when I saw the most amazing shoes that I had ever laid my eyes on , they were amazing
Wonderful
Brilliant
Beautiful
Green PUMPS !
It was like " ahhhhhhhh"
Did I say that out loud ?
Yep I just screamed in a store ... oh well I couldn't be bothered bc I had just laid my eyes on the most adorable shoes.
I walked over , I picked up the shoes
"Should I put one on " I thought ?
No they are too glorious ...... okay I'll put one on
It was the perfect fit
So I put the shoe back in the box and went to pay .

Once I payed for my shoes I rode my bike all the way home

I open my pink door to me fabulous apartment

" hey "

And that my friends is the voice my my wonderful husband . Now I know what your thinking " didn't you say earlier in the story that you were only 16 "
And yes I am but this is a ridiculous story written by a ridiculous person .... what did you honestly expect ?

Anyway

"Hey , guess what I got ?!?!?"

" shoes ? "

"Not just any shoes , wonderful magnificent shoes "

" okay hon "

He ignores my excitement and continues cooking
So I run in the closet , throw off my boots and
Put on my new shoes
And immediately I felt weird then something extraordinarily strange happened
Everything was spinning ..... spinning I tell you !

Wosh wosh wosh

I was confused to say the least
But then What happened next will baffle you to your very core

I wasn't in my house anymore .... oh no

I was in the middle of a church

It was a pretty church with nice stain glass windows but that doesn't change the fact that I have no idea why I'm here or how I got here .... maybe I'm high ? No that's literally impossible
Maybe I'm crazy .... yes that's much moor likely

Okay what is happening ?

So I'm a sort of panicked state I walked out of the white church

" now I know what you thinking , this is the part of the story when I realize that something crazy has happened and I start to freak out but that however isn't the case at all . You see I am an extremely unobservant human being , I couldn't care less about what is going on around me so I wondered around outside of this church for about 15 minuets before I realized that something is a bit off ...... I had forgotten my purse in the church ,

Oh goodness !
So I found my way back the the church and right as I walked in ...... I was back in my closet again

Was I confused ?
Yes !

Was I confused enough to take the shoes off ?
Nope !

So I walked out of my closet and walked back in

And it was spinning spinning spinning

But this time I wasn't in a church ....
I was in what looked to be a museum
Dinosaur bones a big globe and such

But I knew by now that I just had to figure out what in the world is going on here so I waltz right out of the museum humm I looks like my town only a Newer version

Now I was not about to be a movie cliché and ask a random person

" what year is it "

But at this point I had pretty much figured out that I wasn't in 2018 anymore

I look back at the museum then at the shops in front of me

I decided to explore a bit

I walked into a soda shop and looked around
All the while people were staring at me
I guess that's Acceptable since I don't dress like them
Speaking of them I had gathered the information by a newspaper stand that I am I
1957

I thought to myself that it wasn't a good idea to buy a soda with a 5$ bill from 2005

So I left
And was just exploring my town only different
And while I was exploring I ran into a a cat
For a couple of minutes I thought I was insane bc I could have sworn that it was talking to me
But noo cats don't talk

But this cat did

Now yes ik that this story is getting less interesting and less fun the more you read but you have come this far so you might as well finish

Anyway I found a talking cat blablabla

Oh I had decided it was time for me to head home  but where was that museum I thought

I walked
And
I looked
And I walked and looked at the same time
But it took me nearly over an hour till I found the museum .... I guess I had ventured farther than I had originally planned

So I picked up the talking cat

" ow watch the tail "
He said

"My bad homie "

Me and the cat who had now informed me that his name is Zeus

We walked into the museum and then there I was .... back in my closet
I took off my shoes and put them on the bed and then ran into the living room
Along with my new friend Zeus

" guess what just happened !!! "
I loudly exclaimed
But no one was there
Oh well

I picked up my laptop and started googling time travel bc I was almost certain that's what I was doing 

Back to the future movie .... no
How to make a cardboard time machine .... no
Ahh time traveling green pumps .... here it is