SCOOBIES 101

Meet Brittany's Family

S C O O B I E S 101

Rachel. Kurt. Santana. Mike. Brittany. Matt

They’re the most unlikely bunch of High strung Diva and Fashionisto who thrives on Drama, a Demonic Bitch who lives to snark at people, Crazy MIB Twins in another life who should not be left alone, and a Secret Genius Blonde who is either the world’s best mind or the world’s soon-to-be dictator.

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BLACKOUT – 1:15 PM – Berry’s Home

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“Hey there!” A girl with a bright grin showed at the screen. “My name is Brittany and I’m going to introduce you to my family.”

Brittany could be seen moving around pink room. The screen changed to move around the room, showing off the wall filled with frames. “And this,” Brittany was shown again. “This is my room. But we’re not in my house. This is Ray-Ray’s house. But Dad and Daddy – those are Rachel’s parents – let me and the others pick a room here as our own. We sometimes stay here overnight see.”

Brittany was shown again. “And I’ll introduce you to my family.”

The camera moved to show a fat cat sitting on the bed. “This is Lord Tubbington.” She says, scratching the cat’s fur. “He’s starting to rebel recently.” Brittany was shown with a worried look on her face. “I mean, usually he just steals my diary and reads it. Usually, he steals my clothes and sometimes he shred it. But recently, I have a suspicion that he’s--” She looked sideways before leaning to the camera. “He joined some gang. I saw him smoke a few days back but the others says I’m just being paranoid. But I’m not.”

She stood and moved her ways around the room. “Next will be my other family.”

The camera was moved again and it showed a picture this time. It was a picture of two people, one was Asian and the other was an African-American. They were in black suits and looked like they were imitating the Men in Black pose.

“These two are Mikey and Matty.” She said. A finger pointed at the Asian boy. “This is Mikey. He used to be my ex but now he’s getting lovely little kisses from Tina. She’s his female self.” Brittany was shown again, eyebrow scrunched in deep thought. “I wonder if it’s weird for Mikey if he kisses his other female self?”

“Anyway, this is Matty.” She pointed at the African-American one. “He’s really nice. He never ever ever calls me bad names. But he moved to the Sunny place since he’s whole family is moving.” Brittany was shown with a sad face. “It’s so sad. But he always comes back to Ohio during the weekends to hang out with us. It’s really cool.”

“Next is Sanny!” They were on the next frame. It was a solo picture of the Latina whose face adorned most of the frames in the room. The Latina was smirking at the camera and had a sexy look on her face. “She’s the nicest most amazing and loving girl in the world.” Brittany was shown again but with the biggest and brightest smile. “And she gives the best lady kisses!!” Brittany beamed. “She’s my girlfriend too, so you can’t look.”

“And up next is Kurtsie-poo.” She pointed at a picture of an effeminate boy with rosy cheeks and an embarrassed grin. “He’s my Dolphin. He was also my ex-boyfriend, and he gives sweet Dolphin kisses too. He’s kisses are magical. But Kurtsie says that I can’t do it anymore since he’s a Dolphin.” Brittany’s face showed on the screen with a serious look on her face. “I think he’s looking for a Dolphin of his own. But I won’t allow it unless he’s a Dolphin Prince and makes Kurtsie happy. Because only the best is a yes for Kurtsie.” She nodded sagely.

“The last member of the family,” The camera moved to show a picture of a dark haired girl sitting on a Piano bench. It was obvious that she didn’t even see the camera. “This is Rachel. She’s – well, Sanny and Q used to say that she’s a loser, but I always knew that she’s great. And I was right. She’s really, really nice. And she never has a bad word to say about anybody. She makes great cookies – just like Kurtsie. And her sweet lady kisses are sweet.” She whispered the last part.

“And that,” Brittany said, grinning brightly. “is my family. I love them loads and loads. And I know that they love me too. And we love each other. That’s why we’re a family.”

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BLACKOUT

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 “Aww.” It was Rachel who cooed. “That was so sweet, Brittany.” And she gave Brittany a peck on the cheeks and a hug.

Kurt, who was sniffling and dabbing his eyes with a tissue, smiled. “Too sweet.” He said, hugging both her and Rachel. “I love you too, sweetheart.”

“We love you loads!” Mike and Matt shouted in unison, joining the group hug.

“Oi! Are you kidding me? I should be the one in the middle with my girl.” Santana cried out, but there was a smile on her face. And when Brittany looked up from the group hug and smiled brightly at her, she grinned and joined the hug. “Love you too, Brit-Brit.”

Brittany, sandwiched by her five friends, gave a watery laugh. “Happy International Best Friends day. I love you guys loads!”