Me: jONAH , HOES, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Lady: *walks over ttooo meeee* young ma'am, Jesus will not allow such langua-
Jonah: *runs up at the speed of sound* HI PIMP *literally pushes the lady into a random ditch*
Me: jOnAh
Jonah: yes, you cow?
Me: IM NOT A COW, YOURE THE COW YOU MOTHERFU-
Lady: *screeches*
Me: *starts running* HOE WE GOTTA GO, GET TO SEPHORA!!!
Jonah: ANYWHERE BUT SEPHORA!
Me: FUCK YOU *runs into the Sephora and acts normal*
Jonah: *runs in out of breath, leaning over with his hands on his knees* Jesus!
Me: you're just like that lady, you cow.
Yes, these were actual events, Jonah is a bitch, but he's mah bestie so much love
