You're the sane one

Chapter 1

Lucas was 36, a green house cat, and a cannibal.
Caleb was 28, a goat, and obsessed with Lucas.

Lucas slowly woke up, Caleb was latched onto him, holding onto his waist. He slowly slid Caleb's arms off of him and got up, throwing on a shirt and some shorts on the ground. After getting dressed, he gave Caleb a small kiss or the forehead before leaving that house. Lucas then began his journey to the woods to hunt for food.

It was 11:42 AM, around 3 hours after Lucas had left. Caleb yawned and stretched in the bed, before looking to see if Lucas had stayed home today. Nope, gone again. Caleb carefully picked out his outfit, which happened to be a pink shirt and one of Lucas's pairs of shorts from the floor, since he accidentally took Caleb's. The shorts had fit nicely, so he didn't complain there. Caleb then went to the kitchen and looked for some sort of snack, which there wasn't any.

Lucas was in the forest, waiting for any unfortunate people to walk on his path. He heard the crunches of leaves and he jumped, before running behind a tree, crouching to not be seen. Then, he jumped on whoever had stumbled upon the trail, which just so happened to be Caleb.

"Oh, Lucas, I knew you'd be here..!" Caleb said, sweating nervously, still pinned on the ground. Lucas smiled a bit "what're you doing here? This isn't a good place to be." He sighed. Caleb laughed a little and blushed "I just wanted to see you again." Lucas frowned, looking at him. "I always come back home. There's no need to be here, and besides, I could hurt you on accident." He kissed Caleb, making Caleb turn red before he kissed back.