Prince Lotion

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Keith was sleeping for about three hours before he was woken by the sound of someone laughing/ snorting and then a loud thud. Keith's head shot off the pillow and his gaze instantly went to the snorting Lance on the floor while a large, tan boy was holding holding a phone and laughing like crazy. "Dude what the heck!" Keith snapped, "well maybe you shouldn't be sleeping in the middle of the day" Lance said though laughs Keith just rolled his eyes and flopped first into the pillow. "Dude your phone has been beeping for the last two hours" Lance said looking at Keith's messages, "ITS BEEN WHAT?!?!?!?" Keith yelled grabbing his phone and going into the group chat. 


itsyagirl: ULAZ WHERE IS OUR SON

Ulaz_is_best: U TOLD HIM TO PERISH U WITCH 

itsyagirl: BOI DONT BLAME ME

Ulaz_is_best: KEITH MY SON

Ulaz_is_best: I SHALL BAN U FROM THE B.O.M MEETING SITE 

itsyagirl: U dId NoT jUsT sAy ThAt!!!!!!

-'i.drank.bleach' entered the chatroom- 

i.drank.bleach: PLEASE DONT BAN ME I SHALL BE LONELY

Ulaz_is_best: YAY KEITHY 

isyagirl: MY SON HAS RETURNED

i.drank.bleach: okay 1 i am not your son, and 2 do not ever call me Keithy again 

-'Prince_Lotion' has been invited to the chatroom'-

Ulaz_is_best: HAGGAR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!???? 

Prince_Lotion: kneel down to the rightful ruler of the Marmorites 

i.drank.bleach: i beg your pardon?

Ulaz_is_best: Wait did he just call The Blade of Marmora Marmorites?

itsyagirl: you're welcome :)

Prince_Lotion: KNEEL!

i.drank.bleach: NEVER, HAGGAR YOURE DEAD

 -'i.drank.bleach' left the chatroom-

-'Ulaz_is_best' left the chatroom-

Prince_Lotion: aww they left 

-'Prince_Lotion' left the chatroom-

-'itsyagirl' left the chatroom-


Keith slammed his phone onto the bed side table and groaned, by this time Hunk had left and Lance was over his laughing/ snorting session, "Wow man what did that poor phone do to you?" Lance asked  "전화는 아무 것도하지 않았다" Keith said "umm I'm sorry but i don't speak Korean" Lance said, Keith groaned "i know that's why I said it!" Keith snapped. "Well I'm Mr ex K-pop star" Lance said, "Do you really think that all Korean's like K-pop?" Keith asked "Wait, they don't?" Lance said in a half surprised way, "one that is a stereotype, and two i hate K-pop" Kieth said, Lance just sighed. 

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 04, 2018 ⏰

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