Introducing the Salooga

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You see Omnya, she's very much a kareeha salooga,her tamea is dry and her hummus is terrible. She is haraam and worse than Lahme.

But the thing is,she is very much very nice and romantic and loving. she is really pretty as well and 100% all natural. She is fun to talk to and really funny and she understands me more than anyone. She has an obsession with orange juice and peanut butter but that's okay. If you have a bad day and want to curl up and be alone, you still want to talk to her, just her. She's really encouraging and a great sister to have, and she steers you the right way to not be a salooga. And she is very much supportive even though I'm very kareeha. The best thing about her is that she will always be there for you and won't judge you. She is perfectly imperfect <3 and perfect once over.

She is so amazing that I eat her disgusting tamea and her horrible hummus and her haraam Lahme.

<3 <3 <3

But you can't have her because she's mine and if you try to take her I will pull out your toe hair and cut ur armpits with a chainsaw bc mine

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