A Kyotama Story

1) Kinks and Horror Films

Kyoya's head was buzzing. He pretended to be calm and collected as he mentally cursed at himself. He couldn't believe he actually let himself fall in love. And with a boy none the less. He noticed his fingers shaking and took a deep breath. His only choice was to ignore the entire situation.

"Kyoya~! What do write in that little notebook all the time? Secrets aren't very nice you know." Tamaki shouted at him in a sing-song voice after the last guest had left.

"I don't believe it's really any of your business," Kyoya replied, pushing up his glasses.

"Oh come on! We're best friends right? You can tell me! Pleeeaaasseeeeee?" Tamaki's puppy dog eyes were very effective.

"I thought you guys were married." Oh great, Kyoya thought, here comes the twin's homosexual input.

"Yeah, aren't you Haruhi's parents?"

"I already have a dad and a mom in one I don't need anymore parents senpai."

"I never agreed to be anyone's parent anyways. Especially not a mother."

"But mommy!"

"Tamaki I am not a woman."

"But you called him daddy that one time."

"Kaoru, now is not the time to bring up the past."

"Yeah Kaoru, besides that was a Kink thing, not a family thing."

"Mommy what do they mean?"

"Tamaki I am not explaining they're perverted ideas to you."

"Isn't a Kink a type of candy?"

"No Mitzkuni."

"Well I've had quite enough of this for today. I'll be heading home. Goodnight everyone." Kyoya put his laptop in his bag and headed towards the door, only to be stopped by his favorite and somehow also least favorite blonde.

"Wait Kyoya... Can I spend the night?"

"...If you must."

"I don't mean to intrude... Its just that my father is going on a trip, and I'll be alone with my grandmoth-"

"Yes if course you can stay. Grab your things, hurry up."

"Thank you Kyoya!" Tamaki grabbed his things and left with Kyoya. Kyoya's car drove them back to his mansion.