My Weird Everyday Life

The Interesting Stories We Make

First, I'll tell you how this story came to be... Once upon a time... In a galaxy far far away, me and my good friend named Fred were looking through a Medieval Name Generator. The name: Monk Nob came up.

I screamed (Almost) at the top of my lungs, "MONK NOOB," and tis he was created.

My Good Friend Fred said, "I can just, like, imagine him turning around in my swivel chair in my room... petting a Sam plush..." She spoke, but Sally was not listening. For she was processing a story in her mind...

Meanwhile... In Sally's World of WhateverTheHeckIsInThisSkull...

(Cue the red curtains)

Monk Nob...

*Swivels around in chair before turning around*

The scene... your in your bed and the room around you is dark, it's midnight. You had a nightmare, about your sexuality... Suddenly, you look at the feet of your bed... there's someone in the spinny seat of your desk. The person, was whispering? To something in their arms...

"Its ok... Monk Noob is here. You'll be fine..." The person said. They spun the your chair to face you, Septic BooSammy in their arms. You're pretty sure you have a look of... derp... poking at you.

"Jello, I'm Monk Noob, your new guidance counselor," It said.

"Derp," You spoke.

"..."

"...?"

"...!"

"...:P"

"Ok... bye now,"

"Buh-bye!" FRED SAID.

And... yeah, that's that... Oh, and next time I should have a picture of Monk No(o)b for yee. Tell me your thoughts of my sanity. Do you worry for me? Whatever your answer... GREAT. Buh-Bye peeps!