A Collection of Random Short Stories

Story 1

Once their lived a guy named Sally. Sally had a big dinner one evening, so he invited his friends Murphus and Billy Bob Jr. Senior over. They started to shove the delicious pie in Sally's face hole, Sally did not appreciate this one bit. Billy Bob Jr. Senior started to get hit by Murphus and Murphus laughed. Sally was too busy trying not to choke on the great pie that he had been gifted by his other friend, Caramel Avocado. Caramel Avocado really liked Miley Cyrus, so they came into Sally's cottage on a giant, shiny wrecking ball, totally ruining the place! Sally started to contemplate why he was was friends with these total idiots. Then he remembered, he was a secret agent whose mission it was to get into the friend group of these losers, plus he made $9,999,999.99 each second he hung out with them. Caramel Avocado started to blast out Sweatshirt, a cover that they made, (it was trash, just like me AKA the author). "WAIT A MINUTE PEOPLE!!!!!! CARAMEL SAID THEY COULDN'T COME OVER?????" Billy Bob Jr. Senior shouted out very, very loudly. Sally decided he couldn't take this anymore, so he went over to his teleporter in the closet. He then teleported to a random apartment. He was on the 69th floor of a building called 'Whoop A Doop'. He went over to the room's window and opened it, looking down at the concrete far bellow him. Standing there, he made his decision. He took in a deep breath and stepped out of the building. He felt the impact of the concrete under his feet, and suddenly he woke up. He was back in the agency. His boss looked astounded, "That was just a test simulation......and you......." His boss trailed off. His boss looked slightly scared. "Well, I think I'll just go now...." Salt said, having an existential crisis. And with that, Sally left the agency for good and gave up being a spy.

≈Authors Note≈
This story was (kind of) co-written by Manfs_Local so you should totally check her stuff out. Peace~