Story number 1
Once upon a time, there was a very venomous spider. This venomous spider was friends with a human. The human didn't want anyone to know that he was friends with a venomous spider, for fear that they would run away. So the spider lived in the human's nose.
Years went by, and eventually the human forgot all about his spider friend. So one day, while the human was picking, he felt a large obstruction in the way. So he picked and picked and pulled out the large obstruction. A booger! The human was pulling at the massive booger, and saw something wrapped up in it. It was the spider. So the human wrapped the spider in the booger again, lifted the booger up to his face, popped it into his mouth and ate it like a booger-spider dumpling.
THE END
