Once upon a time, in the post apocalyptic future, three pieces of paper sat in a teachers desk in a school in a forest in the middle of winter. The name spaces had name in them, nancy, bob, and pete. Then they came to life!( probably from the intense radiation coming from the towns Nuclear power plant witch was right next to the school for some strange reason) They realized the snow and knew that they had to get themselves laminated so if the school got set on fire they could get outside. then bob took charge because he had an eyepatch drawn on his face. The others thought is was cool so they just went with it. They left the classroom. In the hallway the group discovered....a fork. Pete picked it up, and attacked Bob! Then nancy tackled pete before he could rip bob ripping Pete instead.(ripping is the paper equivalent to death)
So they put him in a plastic bag that they found and put him in a toilet they found in the middle of the hall. Nancy and Bob continued on the journey, with the fork strapped to Bobs back with masking tape. They came to the stair well, then they thought "how are we getting up?" then a drone comes flying down with a sticky note on it. Then the note said "here come on you can stick with me!" Nancy rolled her eyes. Then they got on the drone with the sticky note.
Then Bob said " what is your name?" "Turid." then Nancy realized "who is flying this?" "my brother." said Turid. Bob said "roger that Turd!" Turid yelled at bob "TURID NOT TURD!" They got to the top of the stairwell. They met turid's brother vincent. Then they made there way to the teachers lounge. Surprisingly it was infested with rats. Rats hungry for paper. Then turid had an idea."we can use that sock over there as a disguise." So they got in the sock and made there way to the room's door. Then Bob said " this sock smells like turd i mean Turid." There was no response from Turid. They went into the lounge. Then they made it to the counter where the laminator is. They got out of the sock. They were all relieved. Then from behind a printer, with a coat of plastic, Pete appeared. And with a pencil, ready to fight. Then out of the blue, vincent comes with his drone and attacks Pete! Then Pete flips him of the counter and onto the floor, then Vincent gets mauled by rats. He screamed in agony as they tore him to millions of pieces. The others watched in terror. "VINCENT!!! NOOOO!!!!" screamed Turid. Bob pushed Pete off the counter. Pete grabs the ledge. "Bob, we were made at the same time, the same mill, the same forest, same tree."said Pete. Turid finds a lighter behind the printer and throws it at Pete, still lit. Then Pete falls to his death. Now they all get laminated, and just in time, because the lighter that Turid threw set the school on fire. "Now we live here in the forest, safe and sound" said Turid to the scraplings. ""Now what do we do grandma?"said a scrapling. "Nothing, we stay here FOREVER!"
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