Best comebacks for everything

Your So Short!

1) yeah but it's still hard to look up to you

2) short people can be fixed with heels but stupid and ugly people just can't be fixed

3) why don't you state some more obvious things Mr smartass

4) if it's a boy: at least I'm bigger than your d**k

If it's a girl: well, I'm still bigger than your tits

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This I have to deal with for I am short :/